A new low in the world of sugar-free...

[Soulstealer]

And I didn't know they made "brown sugar" substitutes... I'll have to look for some Brown Splenda, or Brown-n-low...

And now I'm thinking what a good porn name would be.

[Decker]

The one that got me was one I saw as a kid at this little short order place.

Fudge Brownie Ice Cream
(Fat Free, Sugar Free)

Even my underdeveloped mind saw that something wasn't right there...