Wrong thing to say

[Skandranon]

Was just down at the bank, doing bank things. The customer behind me in line was yapping on her cell. I barely noticed until she said this.

"...yeah, and he was a jerk, so I stole his credit card and totally blew $600."

She instantly had the undivided attention of every bank employee in the room.

[blas]

Oh. My. Cherry. Pie.

And then they had to call the cleanup crew to shovel up everyone's jaws off the floor.

[csdrone]

Hello FRAUD department? I got a good one! And people wonder why bank employees are paranoid sometimes. Could it be stupid people like this make us that way?

[Emmeileia]

Oh PLEASE tell me she got busted somehow by the bank!

[Becks]

You know, maybe I should listening in on people's cellphone conversations. Who knows WHAT I'd hear?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

You know, maybe I should listening in on people's cellphone conversations. Who knows WHAT I'd hear?

Probably stuff that falls under the category of TMI, if your luck is like mine.

TMI as in intricate details of medical procedures/hookups/breakups/the latest social bandwagon/et al.

Bonus points if you throw in plenty of vulgarities, which seems especially popular with the upper teens/twentysomething tough guy wannabes.

[ArenaBoy]

*Reads OP*




Too funny. I am starting to think that cell phones have a large effect on stupid people and it somehow makes them more stupid.

TMI as in intricate details of medical procedures/hookups/breakups/the latest social bandwagon/et al.

Bonus points if you throw in plenty of vulgarities, which seems especially popular with the upper teens/twentysomething tough guy wannabes.

Agreed.

[blas]

The stuff I used to overhear *not on purpose, mind you* whilst people where on their cell phones was usually sexually graphic details about this and that.....stuff I didn't want to imagine.

[Becks]

Probably stuff that falls under the category of TMI, if your luck is like mine.

Yeah, I know, I hear that stuff all the time...when I'm not trying to eavesdrop. I just wonder if my luck would improve if I did it on purpose.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Yeah, I know, I hear that stuff all the time...when I'm not trying to eavesdrop. I just wonder if my luck would improve if I did it on purpose.

You could try it and report any findings here.

Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, we're not able to give you any research funding, though. You're on your own.

[Becks]

You could try it and report any findings here.

Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, we're not able to give you any research funding, though. You're on your own.

It's all good, but no one better take credit for MY hard work.