Two cans of cat food

[Kitten in the box]

If someone had said that to me when I let another customer go ahead of me (if she had two items) and the other one had a shitload of crap I would have either said "Stick it up your ass and spin around 3 times", STFU, or Too Bad Biatch, get a life"! which would have ended the enchanting evening with the police involved if a fight should take place.

[Jadedcarguy]

Aaarghhh! I met another one last night! Went in to get a twelver of Stella Artois and a ribeye. That was all I had, and I was on my way up to the checkout. Self scan was full, but one of the "live-cashier" models was open! I start walking towards it, and this twat with a full cart literally runs to get there before me! I looked at her with this look while the cashier had this look. I said, "Thanks! Hope you choke!" and took my place in the self scan queue. I think I'll do my shopping with a deer rifle slung over my shoulder from now on.

Edit: I finished up at the self scan while she was still at the cashier. I win, bitch.