There's a bathroom like 5 feet ahead of you...

[toolbert]

As you may know, I ride the subway-like system to work everyday. Well, as I got off at the stop to go home, I started down this tunnel that leads to the parking lot. I start hearing some guys walking towards the BART and I think nothing of it. Then I hear one of them say "hey, I'll catch up with you". As soon as I look around, here is this guy just pissing on the wall of the tunnel. The bathroom is literally 30 seconds away and is always very clean. You just need to buy a ticket for the train to get in to use it and even then, the nice people at the help booth let people in to pee. I just couldn't believe the gaw of this guy. I almost felt like sneaking up behind him and screaming "BOO!" just to see him pee on himself . What makes people think they can just whip it out and pee in an area that everyone needs to use?

[Crosshair]

Better yet, if you did it and some little kids see you the police/parents can charge you with exposing yourself to a minor and you get to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life. You may just get a ticket for peeing in public, but if little kids see you you are now on equal standing with a child rapist in the eyes of the law in some places. Though I would have tried to scare him too. How fast can a guy run who has his pants undone.

[AFpheonix]

Tapping him on the shoulder might have backfired if he was drunk, though. Those guys will just turn around and keep going while staring at you all glassy-eyed....

Seen that happen toooo many times in the dorms while I was in college.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

A friend had this same thing happen at Pennsic last year (the SCA's biggest event). He saw some loser pissing in the middle of the road one night, drunk.

He told me he really, really was tempted to come up behind him and kick him in the ass, hopefully causing him to fall in the puddle of piss he'd just made. But then, he said, with his luck he'd have fallen down himself either during the kick or during the escape.

[JustADude]

Yes, but people getting smashed and wandering around drunk is historically accurate, I believe. Guy could've just been keeping in character.

[PuckishOne]

Yes, but people getting smashed and wandering around drunk is historically accurate, I believe. Guy could've just been keeping in character.

Especially if he was singing a song about a goblin.

[/gratuitous Blackadder reference]

[Lace Neil Singer]

"Do you lot want to hear about this goblin or not?"

[PuckishOne]

"Do you lot want to hear about this goblin or not?"

"YES!"


Okay, sorry...[/hijack]

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Yes, but people getting smashed and wandering around drunk is historically accurate, I believe. Guy could've just been keeping in character.

True enough, and my friend is supposed to be a criminally minded and bumbling french goon (played for laughs, of course), so drunken scufflings over a puddle of piss in the road in front of a tavern would have BEAUTIFULLY in character.

[Cia]

I guess pointing at the guy and screaming "PENIS" is out of the question?

[BlakeMP]

I guess pointing at the guy and screaming "PENIS" is out of the question?

Okay, this gets my vote for best suggestion.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I guess pointing at the guy and screaming "PENIS" is out of the question?

HAAA!!!

Actually, I think pointing and screaming "DO YOU CALL that a penis?" might be pretty effective, too.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

HAAA!!!

Actually, I think pointing and screaming "DO YOU CALL that a penis?" might be pretty effective, too.

Geez, keep this up and I will end up pissing myself yet!

Anyhow, my best pee story happened about 15 years ago. I had gone on a bus trip to a baseball game that had been set up by my dad's work (we even had our own hospitality tent and food). Anyhow, after the game ended we were on the bus navigating through the traffic jam of people leaving the stadium, and we were under a highway overpass and we saw two guys taking a leak under the overpass.

We were all laughing and screaming and banging on the windows, but the guys just kept on going.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I took a leak in some shrubbery at a hotel once.

I had to, man, I was driving through West Virginia at some ungodly hour of the morning, and they wouldn't let me use the bathroom. I had told the folks in my van, this was it. The moment of truth. Either they let me use the loo or I was going to water their flowers. (We had been looking for a hotel...and a bathroom...for hours and coming up luckless on both counts. )

A friend remarked she couldn't believe how quickly I jumped into the bushes and back out. I told her it had been under considerable pressure.

We still didn't get a room.

[wagegoth]

HAAA!!!

Actually, I think pointing and screaming "DO YOU CALL that a penis?" might be pretty effective, too.

I think it would have been funny to scream, "Visible lap pinky alert!"