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  • #31
    I saw a car the other day on my way home from work, that had the following 4 stickers (in this order) across the back bumper. See if you can pick out the one that doesn't belong.

    1. Kerry/Edwards

    2. End the war (I forget the exact wording but that was the gist)

    3. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    4. Another liberal/Democrat political thing that I can't remember
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #32
      Off topic but somewhat on: Bumper stickers amuse me, but the most amusing one I've seen to date was one that said (Sexual Implications here) "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

      I haven't seen too much political stickers around my area as of late.
      The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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      • #33
        Probably the funniest combination of bumper stickers I've seen recently was a mix of a somewhat hypocritical pair of stickers, and some pure base stupidity.

        On the back of a car I was traveling behind there were two stickers, both of which looked homemade (both black with gold trim). The first said, "Trust Jesus." The second said, "Protected by Smith and Wilson" (emphasis mine).

        So, let me get this straight. Apparently this person trusts Jesus to make sure nothing bad happens, but, just in case, they're packing a gun (although, I'm not sure, I know Smith and Wesson make guns. I don't quite know what Smith and Wilson make).

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        • #34
          Quoth hecubus View Post
          (although, I'm not sure, I know Smith and Wesson make guns. I don't quite know what Smith and Wilson make).
          Maybe "Smith and Wilson" is the law firm that gets them out of trouble every time they're asshats?

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          • #35
            Quoth hecubus View Post
            On the back of a car I was traveling behind there were two stickers, both of which looked homemade (both black with gold trim). The first said, "Trust Jesus." The second said, "Protected by Smith and Wilson" (emphasis mine).
            <snip>
            I don't quite know what Smith and Wilson make).
            They seem to either be Canadian wine makers, or an Australian publishing company. So he's either a drunkard or a hack writer, if he needs protection.
            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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            • #36
              A little over a year ago I put the first sticker ever on my vehicle (besides required stickers). It was my brother's political sticker for when he ran for State Representative. All it says is:

              (Brother)
              Libertarian for (District #).

              No, he didn't win.

              I was invited to run for my district, but I politely declined.
              Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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              • #37
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                Not very familiar with Harry Potter, but I'm guessing Voldemort is a villain in the stories, so therefore the sentiment must be Republicans support villains. Like W.

                Or something like that.
                Very accurate.... Both as to your interpretation and to the politics.

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                • #38
                  Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
                  "Republicans for Voldemort" implies that the republican party would support someone like Voldemort. So yes, I would consider that an insult to a republican.

                  .
                  Old saying, "Truth hurts" Look at Cheney, he shoots a guy in the face and the VICTIM apologizes.

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                  • #39
                    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    3. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
                    STOP SAYING THAT!

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                    • #40
                      Quoth hecubus View Post

                      On the back of a car I was traveling behind there were two stickers, both of which looked homemade (both black with gold trim). The first said, "Trust Jesus." The second said, "Protected by Smith and Wilson" (emphasis mine).

                      So, let me get this straight. Apparently this person trusts Jesus to make sure nothing bad happens, but, just in case, they're packing a gun (although, I'm not sure, I know Smith and Wesson make guns. I don't quite know what Smith and Wilson make).
                      This is a saying, NOT sure who said it but it's, "Call on God, but row away form the rocks."

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                      • #41
                        Quoth Tria View Post
                        STOP SAYING THAT!
                        Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father prepare to die!
                        Count Rugen: [Rugen gets his sword knocked away and Inigo slices his cheek] No!
                        Inigo Montoya: Offer me money
                        Count Rugen: Yes
                        Inigo Montoya: Power too promise that!
                        [he slices Rugen's other cheek]
                        Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please.
                        Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
                        Inigo Montoya: Anything you want.
                        Count Rugen: [Rugen attacks but Inigo grabs his arm and stabs Rugen in the stomach]
                        Inigo Montoya: I want my father back you son of a bitch.
                        [Inigo plunches the sword into Rugen's gut and he falls down dead]

                        I love that movie.
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • #42
                          Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
                          In far too many cases politics is being played like a zero-sum game.
                          It is. And the more accurate term is "constant sum" game.

                          Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
                          IE, the belief is that if your side goes down, then our side naturally goes up.
                          There are 537 federal elected offices. Every seat one party gets is a seat the other party doesn't.

                          Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
                          ...and it usually leads to counter-mudslinging rather than anything constructive rather than getting anything done.
                          That is a good thing. What has been done in the last 7 years. An expensive foreign war, the "PATRIOT" act and the biggest welfare expansion in at least a generation. I'd rether they spent time fighting each other.
                          Proud to be a Walmart virgin.

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                          • #43
                            Quoth Tria View Post
                            This is a saying, NOT sure who said it but it's, "Call on God, but row away form the rocks."
                            I've seen a variant on that that reads "Trust in Allah, but tie your camel."
                            ~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~

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                            • #44
                              Quoth Mark Healey View Post
                              Quoth Gurndigarn
                              IE, the belief is that if your side goes down, then our side naturally goes up.
                              There are 537 federal elected offices. Every seat one party gets is a seat the other party doesn't.
                              I was talking about positions on issues, not the seats.

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                              • #45
                                Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
                                "Republicans for Voldemort" implies that the republican party would support someone like Voldemort. So yes, I would consider that an insult to a republican.
                                Based on my understanding of U.S. Politics, "Party for Candidate" means that the candidate is running under the banner of the party, so "Republicans for Voldemort" also implies that Voldemort is willing to associate with Republicans. I'd consider that an insult to Voldemort.

                                Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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