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    So there's this nice little brew pub that I haven't been to in a while, but it was blustery with fallness (finally) and I popped in to have a bowl of chile for lunch. I'm washing it down with this nice red ale that they do and I see a freight train lumbering by.

    "Sweet!" I thinks to myself, 'cause this brewhouse has a great promo - if you're drinking one of their in house beers and a train goes by, they give you a freebie. Makes sense - it encourages people to drink their beers instead of the big boy's bottles, and makes a customer happy on the cheap.

    Well, you wouldn't be reading this if that were so for all customers. Previously when I'd lucked into a train passing, the waitrons would swing into action and start dropping off pints. Not so today. So I asked if they still did it. Both the bartenders looked a little dour and said "We don't do that anymore, it's 'problematic' says management."

    A little gentle prying (over my second beer - equally tasty, free or not) reveals that customers WERE FUSSING OVER THE FREE BEER!!! Whining if they didn't get a second one if two trains went by while they were there. Apparently the rule is one free beer per in house drinking customer per visit. Fine by me - it's your beer, give away as much or as little as you want. Or whining when the freebie didn't apply to happy hour in the bar. That's right, they are already getting one free with every one they purchased (double bubble, buy one get one, whatever you want to call it) but here comes the whaaaambulance because they don't get yet ANOTHER free beer

    And apparently this happened long enough and often enough that management finally said "Ok, if it is a hassle to give away beer, we'll stop doing it."

    Thanks mass of sucky customers for ruining it for everybody.

    Dipwads.

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    I would be astonished at this if I hadn't witnessed something similar myself.

    So, I've worked 6 years at a local custard stand in NE Ohio. In August of 2003, we were affected by the MASSIVE blackout that I'm sure most of you heard about (stretched from parts of New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio and even a bit of Southern Canada).

    Anyways, blackout = no freezers = no custard! I was lucky enough to be working that night. So we start filling regular size cups (about 16 oz.) FULL of custard and giving them out for FREE to anyone who came up. Obviously, the later the night got, the rumor spread that we were giving out free stuff, and more people came up. And, as it got even later, we started running out of custard. Soon we only had a yogurt flavor and a no sugar added/fat free yogurt flavor left - not our most popular flavors.

    AND PEOPLE COMPLAINED! Complained that we were giving away FREE CUSTARD and that they didn't get the flavor they wanted!

    Seriously...

    /rant.

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    • #3
      I know exactly where sms went, and I have been there too. Titletown Brewing is very nice. I'll have to see if I can get back there some time.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        One year, Christmas Eve, my sister went up to Dunkin Donuts to pick up a dozen for Christmas Morning. Since DD was closing for the holiday that afternoon, they were telling people that when they ordered a dozen, if they let the employees pick them out, the donuts were free. If you wanted to pick them out, you had to pay.

        We had three dozen free donuts for Christmas morning.

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        • #5
          Oh geez, I worked at a popular chain of pubs that were famed for their buy one get one free offers. The offers changed by the hour. Woebetide if someone ordered their drinks a minute past the hour and didn't get their free drink. Didn't matter that after the BOGOF offer was over, every drink was some stupidly low price. Needless to say, I worked there 2 nights before quitting. "Seventh Level of Hell" doesn't go nearly far enough to describe it... >_<
          Idiot-proofing myself since 1997

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