More Wal-Mart follies!

[TNT]

I can do both of those, and will still be reading at my normal speed. I've scared people by doing so, too. In interviews, particularly.

That's an old newspaper reporter's trick. When I worked part time for the local paper, I recall interviewing local government officials and reading all the stuff they had lying on their desk... backwards and upside down.

If they didn't want to me to read it, they shouldn't have left it on their desk... that was my view then and I'm still sticking to it.

[edible_hat]

Edible, I think that means it's time to find a new spot for the out of order sign when the ATM actually works.

Just saying.

Yeah, I figured that so it now lives in the tiny gap between the ATM and the wall.

When the ATM's broken the screen says "OUT OF ORDER, CALL ATTENDANT", but only a physical sign blocking the screen, keypad or card reader seems to stop people trying to use it in that condition.