Seen when driving by a Chapter's:

[Spiffy McMoron]

A large roadside sign, too nicely arranged to have been hit by vandals. It said only this:

30% OFF
DUMMIES

That's nice, but I have enough of them already--and they were free!

[Soulstealer]

A large roadside sign, too nicely arranged to have been hit by vandals. It said only this:

30% OFF
DUMMIES

That's nice, but I have enough of them already--and they were free!

No no, you're reading it wrong. You get to take of 30% of a dummy. Now personally I'd go in and ask if we get to pick which 30%.

[edible_hat]

In a similar vein, my sister got a coupon for a hairdresser. It just says

(name of hairdresser)
this coupon good for 20% off


I wonder, if you give them five of them will they shave your head?

[Becks]

You get to take of 30% of a dummy. Now personally I'd go in and ask if we get to pick which 30%.

Rather off the main topic, and I apologize, but Soul's post reminded me.

When one of my older sisters turned 33 1/3, my favorite brother decided to surprise her with 33 and 1/3 plastic flamingos on her property. The 1/3? I heard it was a head.

My family's nuts.

[chops]

Rather off the main topic, and I apologize, but Soul's post reminded me.

When one of my older sisters turned 33 1/3, my favorite brother decided to surprise her with 33 and 1/3 plastic flamingos on her property. The 1/3? I heard it was a head.

My family's nuts.

Points for creativity there.

Me...I would've gone for a whole bunch of vinyl records instead.

[Becks]

Points for creativity there.

Any amount of us as a group out in public is entertaining...and maybe a small bit scary. We're nuts.

[Imogene]

I heard it was a head.

My family's nuts.

*blush*
Er... wording? Dirty thoughts! Dirty thoughts!

[Becks]

Er... wording?

I'm slipping. I didn't even think of that.

[Bella_Vixen]

Rather off the main topic, and I apologize, but Soul's post reminded me.

When one of my older sisters turned 33 1/3, my favorite brother decided to surprise her with 33 and 1/3 plastic flamingos on her property. The 1/3? I heard it was a head.

My family's nuts.

Yes, it was a head.

Yes, she still has it.

Yes, we are nuts.

But it's not nearly enough fun without you.

[mariamousie1]

I guess that store is desperately trying to sell off some of it's customers.

[Spiffy McMoron]

I guess that store is desperately trying to sell off some of it's customers.

Or some of it's less-than-stellar employees!

I drove back the same Chapter's earlier today. Today, the sign read:

BRIAN MULRONEY'S MEMOIRS
30 % OFF

I think I'd take the dummies, thanks.

[Becks]

Yes, it was a head.

Paul's sick, you know.

Yes, she still has it.

Remind me to ask to see it next year.

Yes, we are nuts.

Normal is boring, remember.

But it's not nearly enough fun without you.

You all know where I live.

[matty]

I once saw advertised:

"Get two books for the price of three!"

Just a typo, obviously, but I would have loved to see the classic SC in there:

Employee: "With those two books you are buying, you could get a third one for free".
SC: "No, no, it says on your sign that I pay for three books and get to keep two! I *demand* that you charge me for a third book!"

Of course, that wouldn't happen, would it?

[Rapscallion]

We once had bunches of tulips on sale at £1.50 per bunch, three for £4.50. Nobody noticed they weren't getting a deal. We didn't realise we weren't offering a deal.

Rapscallion

[Shabo]

That's because you were using tricksy maths.