This is one that was told to me by one of my old managers. Aside from suits, I also work for a video game store. My old store manager told me about this, and we had a laugh, as well as a huge WTF moment.
L: Stupid lady
C: Child of, probably ten years old
P: Manager
L and C walk in, look around, then walk up with a floor case. It just so happens to be Jack Thompson's favorite game, Grand Theft Auto.
P: Ok, miss, just to let you know this game is rated M for Blood, violence, blood, sex, blood, so on and so forth. (It's amazing how many people don't even know about the ratings. I have had many people who, after being told such, go all "Oh no you don't. You aren't old enough for this game. I didn't even know we were buying this, thanks for telling me." while others simply say, "Yeah, it's fine...")
C: It's ok! I played it at so and so's! (Kid's love this line)
L: Oh, it's alright, he has the others. But I do know one game he isn't getting when it comes out.
P: Oh?
L: That Bully game!
P: (He froze for a second) Um...ma'am, Bully is going to be rated T, this is rated M...
L: I know, but in Bully you get to beat up teachers!!!!
P finished the transaction, unable to say anything, and let her out on her way...
So what have we learned kids? It's ok to beat up hookers, kill pimps, shoot cops, take cars from random strangers...but if you hit a teacher, momma's gonna whoop ya!
L: Stupid lady
C: Child of, probably ten years old
P: Manager
L and C walk in, look around, then walk up with a floor case. It just so happens to be Jack Thompson's favorite game, Grand Theft Auto.
P: Ok, miss, just to let you know this game is rated M for Blood, violence, blood, sex, blood, so on and so forth. (It's amazing how many people don't even know about the ratings. I have had many people who, after being told such, go all "Oh no you don't. You aren't old enough for this game. I didn't even know we were buying this, thanks for telling me." while others simply say, "Yeah, it's fine...")
C: It's ok! I played it at so and so's! (Kid's love this line)
L: Oh, it's alright, he has the others. But I do know one game he isn't getting when it comes out.
P: Oh?
L: That Bully game!
P: (He froze for a second) Um...ma'am, Bully is going to be rated T, this is rated M...
L: I know, but in Bully you get to beat up teachers!!!!
P finished the transaction, unable to say anything, and let her out on her way...
So what have we learned kids? It's ok to beat up hookers, kill pimps, shoot cops, take cars from random strangers...but if you hit a teacher, momma's gonna whoop ya!

, one from each clique, but they're pretty closeted).
as well. Can someone here please explain to me how an act that is both enjoyable for everyone involved and necessary for the continuation of our species is considered worse than the excessively brutal dismemberment of people who may, or may not, have done something to deserve it?
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