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  • #1

    Wherein my father buys fish

    Not really sucky, but amusing. The Monty Python reference in another thread reminded me to post. The CSR's reaction is the best bit.

    My father went to buy some whiting fillets from a really good fish shop.

    CSR: "How many would you like?"
    Dad: "Three shall be the count and the count shall be three. Thou shalt not count to four. Neither shall thou count to two unless thou proeedeth to three."
    CSR: "Ok. Do you want a shrubbery with that? Maybe a herring for cutting down the tallest tree in the forest?"
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  • #2
    I need to marry either your Dad or the CSR.

    Or maybe just stalk them a little...I snorted water out my nose!
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    • #3
      "Five is right out."

      Isn't it great when both customer and employee can have a laugh together? Wish it happened more often.
      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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      • #4
        YEAH!!!!! *still tapdancing to Spamalot* RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!
        Well fiddle dee dee!!

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        • #5
          I should get my sister-in-law to come and visit me when I have to help out in seafood so we can do that.
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          • #6
            thats awesome.
            http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/e...inalcopy-1.png

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            • #7
              Bwahahahahah.

              I've been wanting to ask the new girl at work, she's fullblooded english, beautiful accent, if she knew what 'The Answer' was.

              But I didnt want to seem like I was stereotyping. Or more geeky than I already am.
              Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

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              • #8
                Quoth Horsetuna View Post
                I've been wanting to ask the new girl at work, she's fullblooded english, beautiful accent, if she knew what 'The Answer' was.
                It's simple. The answer is:

                42
                ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
                And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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                • #9
                  Interesting fact... six times nine is 42 in base 13. When told of this face, Douglas Adams reportedly said "It's just a coincidence, nobody writes jokes in base 13."

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Horsetuna View Post
                    Bwahahahahah.

                    I've been wanting to ask the new girl at work, she's fullblooded english, beautiful accent, if she knew what 'The Answer' was.
                    Quoth JustaDude
                    It's simple. The answer is:

                    42
                    Actually, no, the answer is:

                    An Orange.

                    Didn't you know that? The answer, was of course, provided by the wonderful, enigmatic, all-knowing, all-powerful, super sexy Raps! Er, I mean, Q. Yeah, Q.

                    Just read "Q-in-law" if you don't believe me.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                      Raps! Er, I mean, Q. Yeah, Q.

                      Raps is Q?! That explains a lot.
                      "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth cinema guy View Post
                        Raps is Q?! That explains a lot.
                        Yes, it would. However, I don't believe John De Lancie has furry man boobs.

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                        • #13
                          He can have them if he asks nicely.

                          Rapscallion, obliging

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