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...Mr H-who had been stalking his ex-girlfriend on many occasions-tried to clamber into her house through a window-and got stuck in the curtains. The victim saw the top half of his body hanging in the drapes and asked 'What the **** are you doing?'. After calling the police, she had to assist him into the house as she didn't want the curtains to rip. Mr H was jailed for 2 years. Appropriately,his sentence (like him) was suspended...
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Good grief. I hope he appreciates the fact that she helped him into the house instead of just whacking him over the head with a cast-iron frying pan.Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
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While satisfying/proper response for an intruder, the curtains would have ripped for sure.Comment
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