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Went into the health shop yesterday to top up my choccy covered cranberries.
The girl at the till had her back to me but was talking to somebody-first I thought it was someone out back,then perhaps she was on the phone.
Got my choccy cranberries to the till. She stood up to serve me-no phone... oh well maybe it was one of these earpiece things.
And then from between her legs a head appears-a female head with blue hair that looks up and says Hi... So I say Hi because surely that's how you greet a disembodied head.
She then proceeded to serve me with this head between her legs. And when I had finished buying my choccy cranberries,the head said Bye and disappeared back behind her legs.
I looked....there was no stairs to stand on...no boxes that were being sorted or shelves being cleared under the till.
Just the outline of a body kneeling in the corner having a conversation and doing Lord knows what else until a customer is sighted then its sticks its head out like a cuckoo clock to greet customers....
The girl at the till had her back to me but was talking to somebody-first I thought it was someone out back,then perhaps she was on the phone.
Got my choccy cranberries to the till. She stood up to serve me-no phone... oh well maybe it was one of these earpiece things.
And then from between her legs a head appears-a female head with blue hair that looks up and says Hi... So I say Hi because surely that's how you greet a disembodied head.
She then proceeded to serve me with this head between her legs. And when I had finished buying my choccy cranberries,the head said Bye and disappeared back behind her legs.
I looked....there was no stairs to stand on...no boxes that were being sorted or shelves being cleared under the till.
Just the outline of a body kneeling in the corner having a conversation and doing Lord knows what else until a customer is sighted then its sticks its head out like a cuckoo clock to greet customers....
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