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About time we had another in the brains-challenged department 
Mr O was sentenced to 4 years for possession and supply of heroin-caught out by his mobile phone. Police who had stopped him for 'suspicious behaviour' were surprised to hear his phone ringing-to the sound of 'Hey hey it's your drug dealer calling!'. Mr O then became agitated and tried to resist arrest. After being searched, police searched his house and found wraps of heroin,cash and scales.
Mr O stated he had downloaded the novelty ringtone after he began dealing to ensure that he would not miss any calls...
And a bonus one!
Mr K was jailed for 4 years for dealing cocaine,despite his claim that it was not him but his identical twin brother. When Mr K's car was stopped after running several red lights, police might have been suspicious of this commonly used excuse,but Mr K was telling the truth-he did have an identical twin brother. This was confirmed very easily as Mr K's identical twin was sitting in the car with him at the time
Mr O was sentenced to 4 years for possession and supply of heroin-caught out by his mobile phone. Police who had stopped him for 'suspicious behaviour' were surprised to hear his phone ringing-to the sound of 'Hey hey it's your drug dealer calling!'. Mr O then became agitated and tried to resist arrest. After being searched, police searched his house and found wraps of heroin,cash and scales.
Mr O stated he had downloaded the novelty ringtone after he began dealing to ensure that he would not miss any calls...
And a bonus one!
Mr K was jailed for 4 years for dealing cocaine,despite his claim that it was not him but his identical twin brother. When Mr K's car was stopped after running several red lights, police might have been suspicious of this commonly used excuse,but Mr K was telling the truth-he did have an identical twin brother. This was confirmed very easily as Mr K's identical twin was sitting in the car with him at the time
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