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At least they weren't aggressive but it's no surprise that your party's conversations can be heard across the other side of the restaurant when in an hour and a half or so you've each knocked back a pint of San Miguel,two whiskies,ten Jaegerbombs and ten other shots each... I'm amazed you're not on the floor with your legs up in the air with alcohicholic poisong...
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"Offisher, I...points at one of the cop's duplicates...am sherfectly pober.""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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"I'm as jober as a sudge!"PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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"Hi wudbeiser, I only have 4 ocifers tonight"
Just sliding down the razor blade of life.
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"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas ShruggedComment
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Line made famous (to me, at least) by Margaret Hoolihan in an episode of M*A*S*H*.Quoth taxguykarl View Post
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