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My journey home the other night was livened up by the antics of the couple on the bus.
He is one of those who favours wearing the shorts around the knees(and this was all he was wearing). She, since the baby was asleep in the pram, was rather bored and decided to get the electric razor out and try shaving him. This was punctuated by regular complaints as the bus went around a corner or stopped or pulled away as how it was 'going to end up all wonky'...After having despatched the few remaining bodily hairs, he decided he was going to return the favour and shave her. Downstairs(and that is not just our location on the bus...)
The last I heard was a cry as we bounced over a speed bump of either 'You c**t ' or 'my c**t' followed by a perusal of the offending area(fortunately I was sitting behind them and an assessment of 'oh that's all patchy now...'
So kids, to avoid serious damage to delicate bodily parts, do not practise intimate shaving on a bouncy bus. You have been warned...
He is one of those who favours wearing the shorts around the knees(and this was all he was wearing). She, since the baby was asleep in the pram, was rather bored and decided to get the electric razor out and try shaving him. This was punctuated by regular complaints as the bus went around a corner or stopped or pulled away as how it was 'going to end up all wonky'...After having despatched the few remaining bodily hairs, he decided he was going to return the favour and shave her. Downstairs(and that is not just our location on the bus...)
The last I heard was a cry as we bounced over a speed bump of either 'You c**t ' or 'my c**t' followed by a perusal of the offending area(fortunately I was sitting behind them and an assessment of 'oh that's all patchy now...'
So kids, to avoid serious damage to delicate bodily parts, do not practise intimate shaving on a bouncy bus. You have been warned...