I was on a train the other week after going to visit a friend. The train was pretty quiet, not a lot of people on board. There was also a mother with a little kid, the kid was probably about four or five years old. The kid was quite clearly bored out its mind, so it decided it would be fun to run up and down the isle of the train. The mother wasn't very impressed.
Mother: SIT DOWN! I TOLD YOU TO SIT DOWN! SIT DOWN!
OK, mother annoyed with kid, it happens. She eventually stood up and went to collect the child herself. The kid was laughing, and decided to crawl under a seat to get away from her.
Mother: YOU LITTLE FUCKING C*NT! GET OUT OF THERE!
People gasped. I gasped. She can't have said it, I must have misheard her.
It's my stop, and mother of the year and her kid are getting off at the same time. The train doors open, and the kid decides to run off giggling.
Mother: YOU FUCKING LITTLE COCK SUCKING C*NT! GET BACK HERE!
There was no way I misheard her that time.
Mother: SIT DOWN! I TOLD YOU TO SIT DOWN! SIT DOWN!
OK, mother annoyed with kid, it happens. She eventually stood up and went to collect the child herself. The kid was laughing, and decided to crawl under a seat to get away from her.
Mother: YOU LITTLE FUCKING C*NT! GET OUT OF THERE!
People gasped. I gasped. She can't have said it, I must have misheard her.
It's my stop, and mother of the year and her kid are getting off at the same time. The train doors open, and the kid decides to run off giggling.
Mother: YOU FUCKING LITTLE COCK SUCKING C*NT! GET BACK HERE!
There was no way I misheard her that time.


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