Sorry, this happened to me not ten minutes ago, and I am still seething. Why do the derranged always come to me? So, I am shopping, buying some food in the supermarket, I have my i-pod headphones in. I'm not listening to music, but they are still in. The wire from the headphones goes down to my right hand ZIPPED UP pocket.
I am loading something into my trolley, when I feel something at my pocket. I look down and theres a kid, unzipping my pocket and taking out my i-pod!
Me: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Kid: I was just looking!
I grab it off him. The little mutants mother appears.
Mother: Whats going on?
Me: He just took my i-pod out my pocket!
Kid: I was just looking! I wanted to see what they look like!
Mother: He was just looking for goodness sake! He wants Santa to bring him one!
They walk away.
It is very disturbing to see a mother encouraging her child to be a pickpocket.
I am loading something into my trolley, when I feel something at my pocket. I look down and theres a kid, unzipping my pocket and taking out my i-pod!
Me: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Kid: I was just looking!
I grab it off him. The little mutants mother appears.
Mother: Whats going on?
Me: He just took my i-pod out my pocket!
Kid: I was just looking! I wanted to see what they look like!
Mother: He was just looking for goodness sake! He wants Santa to bring him one!
They walk away.
It is very disturbing to see a mother encouraging her child to be a pickpocket.

OK, I'm sorry, but it's hysterical how bratty some kids can be. I don't think it's funny that it happened to YOU, of course.
I bet you'll be seeing that mother on the news in a few more years, wailing as her son is led off in cuffs to spend quality time in the gray bar hotel.

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