hard for me to consider it that when I buy it on stuff I buy there
a chair, calculator, printer, camera
people get holier then thou when you explain them general wear and tear and accidental damage is covered on furniture, thats why I bought it on that chair of mine
They assume they are incapable of ever doing anything wrong to their property; thats why they call them accidents; people do fucked up shit to furniture and almost everything is covered on the protectionm plans, it's redicolous. They also have onsite service so they come out to you and repair stuff.
I've had printers die on me before just after the year manufacturer warrenty expires. So I looked at it like my new printer was going to break. Except instead of me having to foot the bill another $100, I'd pay another $30 now and know I was going to have it for 3 years.
Only times I wouldn't buy them on something is if the bracketing pricing plan that determines the value of the replacement plan based on the price of the equipment doesn't add up in my favor.
Like my cheap laptop I bought on clearence for $350; at the time their was no plan for a cheap latop it was a laptop going from $0-$800 was $200. For the person with an $800 laptop it would have been good, but not for me.
There is no end to some peoples stupidity though. One time I was helping one customer and I saw this guy come in and buy our most expensive digital camera and due to shortage a guy who worked another department who was only covering mine, got him (so he wasn't very good at selling plans) With cameras, there is no bracket for really expensive cameras. So a guy that buys a $200 camera can get a two year plan for $50 and so can a guy that buys a $800 camera. It was redicolous to hear that guy turned down the plan. Just to prove how it is beyond our control to persuade stupid customers sometimes... There is so much that can go wrong with a camera, the lcd, the lens is sensitive glass, internal motor if it has optical zoom which most do) We even had this promotion one time where on many of our popular HP brand printers (I consider them the best brand for the money) you got a free two year service plan. Our sales manager actually had a customer refuse to take it. Its fucking free. (our store still got credit for our numbers so thats why we still cared about pushing them) BTW we didn't let our sales manager forget that one....

Don't think I haven't gotten your though process before though, when selling, I rarely see anything new anymore. They are the breed that says, well this is only $100 its so cheap I'll just replace it. My response would be if I had no niceness, UMMMM thats why its called a REPLACEMENT plan. If $100 can be thrown around just like that, why not pay the $10 now and be done with it. Another good one to buy them on is shredders. They jam all the time due to overuse and overloading. And manufacturer warrenties suck. If they deem you went outside their specific 10 page long clarifications and stipulations, then you are screwed. Our store doesn't state that if you overloaded a 6 page shredder, then your on your own.
And to answer your question. If you move away, even internationally it doesn't matter. All you have to do then is call an 800 number, they ship you a prepaid box and you send it to them. And thats generally only on stuff over $100. If you bought a plan on something under a $100 what they usually do is tell you just to keep the item and then they will send you a cash card for the value you paid for the item. Not worth their time and money for shipping and repairing. Which is great because the customer can just upgrade or grab the same model if its still being sold at that point. Its based on the honor system, if a customer really wanted to they could cheat the system and get a free cash card on relatively inexpesive items.
To some this all up. I've bought these things myself on several products. I know what they are and what they cover. I know them in and out. And I buy them. To the customer out their that wants your help making a descision for 30 minutes for a telephone and wants to know everything there is to know about its features and operations. Meanwhile your the only person on the floor to help customers, and break down load, and clean up the store before close so everyone can go home at night at a decent hour, and change signs for the next week. Yet the customer doesn't have 30 seconds for you to explain the service plan... I say. Whose making the informed decision. You or me?
If you wanna know where I work I'll pm you. While I tell you flat out I think its funny there are people saying I'd never shop an entire chain again because of isolated incident or story I got with one employee at a store that I'll hold the whole damn chain responsible. But if your the type that under no circumstance wants our protection plan, then I'd be happy to tell you where I work if you promise not to buy something their that effects the stores attachement number and protection plan %. Like I said, your doing them a favor. Spiting them would be to go in and buy a laptop with no attachments. They make very little on the actual machines. The manufacturer gets all that money. Especially ink cartridges. I group these types of smart asses that think they know more then us about our equipment with those that come in, want our help, tie us up, then leave and buy it off amazon for less. I usually avoid taking too much time with these cusomters because I smell them coming a mile off. Although I do try and talk to everyone and I never hassle people that don't want help. Far from it. We always have things we need to do, if a customer can shop by themselves all the better for us. I hoping to give you a better background of why I despise those customers. Even if this all sounds a little random.
Funny I just transferred to another store (all my previous tales regard my old one) and they focus more on customer service. In the past few weeks I've seen them bend over backwards and take it up the ass from customers in general, but especially with returns thats our company policy states we have no reason to take back. They really try and hit a home run on customer service and go and above and beyond. The other key difference between my old store...
The new stores back room is a mess. Price signage is off. There are too many holes out in the aisle when they should have already been stocked. Not so organized, blocked or fronted shelves. They choose to spend their time trying to do everything they can to keep the cheap skates around, and pleasing those they you will never see again. My old store focused on the intangibles of a store. The product you want is there when you want it, right where you remembered it being. Take your pick.
Now don't get me wrong. I see your getting the idea of wrapping up all the horror stories of bad shopping experiences and eqauting them with my store. Which is unfair. We still have to take it up the ass more then our fair share in the name of "customer service", but not as much as some do. We still go above and beyond your everyday store in walking customers to products, and being helpful and curtious. Not to mention being knowledgible of said products. Believe me I go into other typical retailers and rarely seen anything close to what we give to our customers. (I also realize that your experience is more based on that stores particular management style. If you have a problem with a stores policy, thats when you should decide never to shop at any of them again.) But thats why it pains me so much to see customers give us nothing back in return. I might hate the guts out of customers, but I'm certainly more liberal in stating that openely here then I ever am to their face. It's the little things I begrudge them while they are there that helps me stay complacent when I work. Like my chair carry-out policy I mentioned earlier.


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