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    Bf went to Wal-Mart today after work to do his own grocery shopping.

    He was approaching the front *automatic* doors, in front of him was a woman pushing a cart and a little boy who must have had way too much sugar before going out. He was running a mile a minute, and he was running so fast that the sensors on the doors didn't catch fast enough, and he ran RIGHT into the doors, bounced off, and then tried to run back into them again. This time, they opened, so he went flying inside with mommy desperately trying to catch up.

    Bf said the kid didn't even appear phased by it. Didn't cry, didn't laugh, didn't even stop trying. After bouncing back, he just went for it again!

    Perhaps anyone who laughs at this is going to Hell, but it's just funny.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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    We didn't have a crib or anythign like that for my oldest son when he was very young, but we did have an entire extra room in the dorm, so we made a little nest out of blankets for him.

    When he got to the point of being able to crawl, he let us know he had woken up by knocking on the door. Heavy door. With his head. Repeatedly.

    There's just something in kids that makes them impervious to pain that gets in the way of something they want to do. But only if there's something they want to do: otherwise, they scream and fuss over the smallest little owwie.

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    • #3
      Quoth blas87 View Post
      Bf went to Wal-Mart today after work to do his own grocery shopping.

      He was approaching the front *automatic* doors, in front of him was a woman pushing a cart and a little boy who must have had way too much sugar before going out. He was running a mile a minute, and he was running so fast that the sensors on the doors didn't catch fast enough, and he ran RIGHT into the doors, bounced off, and then tried to run back into them again. This time, they opened, so he went flying inside with mommy desperately trying to catch up.

      Bf said the kid didn't even appear phased by it. Didn't cry, didn't laugh, didn't even stop trying. After bouncing back, he just went for it again!

      Perhaps anyone who laughs at this is going to Hell, but it's just funny.
      Looks like I'm going to hell!

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      • #4
        Quoth Bluenomi View Post
        Looks like I'm going to hell!
        Like anyone here wants to go to heaven. I hear we get to beat up SCs in hell. Also party with jimi hendrix and all the other cool people.
        How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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        • #5
          yup we're all gonna burn in hell

          Hehehe, I just had too do it.


          Disclaimer: Should be work safe...but it is the video for twisted sister's "Burn in Hell" (Don't want anyone to get in trouble if they are clicking at work).
          My Karma ran over your dogma.

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          • #6
            Quoth blas87 View Post
            Bf said the kid didn't even appear phased by it. Didn't cry, didn't laugh, didn't even stop trying. After bouncing back, he just went for it again!

            Perhaps anyone who laughs at this is going to Hell, but it's just funny.
            If he'd been hurt, it wouldn't have been funny. Its the fact that he shook it off like nothing happened and tried again that's so cute!

            It is really funny to see kids bounce back so quickly from something that would have knocked an adult on their ass for a few minutes. Kids are made of rubber.

            If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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            • #7
              Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

              I already know I'm going to hell.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                Like anyone here wants to go to heaven. I hear we get to beat up SCs in hell. Also party with jimi hendrix and all the other cool people.
                You know, I said at work the other day, "I don't want to go to heaven. I hate harps. I wanna go to hell so I can play the guitar!"*


                *People can feel free to use this comment in siggys and/or real life.
                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                3rd shift needs love, too
                RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                • #9
                  Quoth Bluenomi View Post
                  Looks like I'm going to hell!
                  One of my favorite lines is: "Hell? I'm already there."
                  "Well, ergo cogitum daltitum e pluribus shut your piehole." -Mike Rowe

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                  • #10
                    my reservations for my personal pit were confirmed years ago, but this is amusing.

                    i'm just cruel like that...
                    look! it's ghengis khan!
                    Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Boozy View Post
                      If he'd been hurt, it wouldn't have been funny. Its the fact that he shook it off like nothing happened and tried again that's so cute!

                      It is really funny to see kids bounce back so quickly from something that would have knocked an adult on their ass for a few minutes. Kids are made of rubber.
                      Perfectly put, Boozy! Took the text right out from under my fingers!
                      ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
                      And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Boozy View Post
                        It is really funny to see kids bounce back so quickly from something that would have knocked an adult on their ass for a few minutes. Kids are made of rubber.
                        And here I thought they were made from torn rubbers...

                        The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                        "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                        Hoc spatio locantur.

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                        • #13
                          Kids usually only cry and make a fuss if you react to their injury (unless they're bleeding). Otherwise they suck it up and forget about it.
                          Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.
                          Dwight: Bears don't eat bee... Hey! What are you doing?
                          The Office

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                          • #14
                            Heh, my response to 'Go to Hell' has always been from Hocus Pocus. 'Oh I've been there thank you, I found it quite lovely'

                            Yes I love Midler and will now infect you all.
                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDidHzwYu3E
                            Bwahahahahahahahahaah.

                            (Should be SFW, it's just 'I put a spell on you' but JIC)
                            Last edited by InverseHellion; 12-20-2007, 01:19 AM.

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                            • #15
                              I've got all hardwood floors at my house. My daughter has hit the floor so hard so many times, and just stood up and kept going. I've seen here wipe out on concrete and keep going..... makes you wonder.

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