No more sugar, kid!

[Jack7957]

...and he was running so fast that the sensors on the doors didn't catch fast enough, and he ran RIGHT into the doors, bounced off, ...

I heard this second hand at a training session for one product we install for infant abduction. The person doing our training session was doing a training session for the nursing staff at a hospital. Part of the training, they put the kids tag on a doll. One nurse spoke up and said she had been a sprinter in college and felt she could get to the door and out before it locked down once it sees the tag in the sensor field at the door. The trainer told her to go ahead and try. Long story short, if I remember correctly, she only ended up with a bloody nose and a headache from colliding with the door.

[MadMike]

One of my favorite lines is: "Hell? I'm already there."

I used to tell people, "I own the place! You want to rent a spot?"

Sadly, I lost ownership of Hell years ago, in a game of bowling with my one friend.