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  • Grovel before me or I'm never coming here again!

    So I went out for some BK at lunch today, and wound up going inside because the drive-thru lane was backed up into an adjacent store's parking lot and I knew I'd get more cranky waiting in line in my car than among people.

    Funny enough I was able to walk right up to the counter and place my order as soon as I went in. The kitchen, of course, was slammed due to the drive-thru traffic, and the MOD was going frantically from filling orders to waiting customers to taking drive-thru orders and yelling to the back that he still needs the junior burger with onions.

    Along comes this woman who gets the manager's attention -- he must've thought she was missing something from her order or somesuch -- and she says something to him about the bathroom being dirty. (I couldn't quite catch it all.) He yells to someone in the back in heavily accented Spanish and turns to apologize to the lady, telling her they're really busy and shortstaffed as several people called out today.

    Her response? As if I need to write it down for all y'all... "Well if you're not going to keep the bathrooms clean (for the kids! [I think that's what she said]) then I'm not coming to eat here again."

    After she leaves, I heard the manager mutter to one of the other employees who's overheard the whole thing, "I don't think I've ever seen her in here before."

  • #2
    Why oh why can't SCs hear the mental message being shouted on the telepathy channel?

    "Look lady, it doesn't make the slightest difference to my wage packet if you shop here or not - I would PREFER it if you never came here again!"

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    • #3
      Promise?

      ....
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • #4
        Adios Senora Loca!

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        • #5
          I find myself constantly thinking with some customers, "Why can't you find someplace else to be, and go there?"
          The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

          Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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          • #6
            I just get an urge to ask them to put it down in writing, so if they ever come back I can sue them for breach of contract. XD
            People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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