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[Pedersen]

Aww, I don't get anything cool like that at MY desk Best I got is a helium balloon, a couple staplers, and an empty cookie tin. Maybe I can MacGuyver something together?

Considering your avatar choice, Broomjockey, there is only one person on earth who should be more qualified to Macgyver anything together, and that's Richard Dean Anderson himself