Goosed by a little boy!

[blas]

I knew I shouldn't have gone shopping today.

I first walked in the doors, noticed a friend and while we were chatting, two little boys (maybe 10 at most, as usual, no parents to be seen!) were kind of hanging around by us. Then all of a sudden I felt my ass get grabbed, and the both of them took off like cock roaches when you turn the lights on.

Little pervert!

Oh well, at the very least I got my nails done all nice, I got a brand new super fuzzy bathrobe from Vicky's, got some sexy new bras and panties, and new jeans and sweaters. Then I got some new acne medication and face cream and I'm going to attempt to dye my hair back to it's natural color. This should be a very relaxing night

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Once again I gotta ask, with tongue firmly planted in cheek....were they Italian?

[Misanthropical]

My little guy did that to a lady waiting in front of us in line, but he was only two. I was so embarassed and apologized to her over and over again.

Irving Patrick Freleigh, yes, my little guy is part Italian.

[Spiffy McMoron]

Kids at the age of ten are already hitting on girls? Man, when I was ten, all I wanted was a dirtbike and a SNES...

[Tria]

Kids at the age of ten are already hitting on girls? Man, when I was ten, all I wanted was a dirtbike and a SNES...

That's okay. Because us girls have power. *GIves you cooties*

[blas]

I really wanted to think it was an accident but I just can't..........

If it helps, I was pretty boy crazy at like, 11.

[Dark-Star]

Can't say I'm surprised, sadly enough...kids are getting oversexed sooner and sooner due to our screwy society.

[Record Store Tough Guy]

That kid is made of win and awesome.



If only I had had the nerve at 10 to do the same, I might have kissed a girl before my junior year in high school.

^_^

[Saydrah]

Oh lordy.

Reminds me offhand of a story my best friend's mother LOVES to tell about him (he and his mother and her girlfriend and I are all very close and hang out and have movie nights together). He was about four and had just gotten the 'why boys and girls use different bathrooms' lecture after wandering into the women's room one too many times, and it finally clicking while grocery shopping- he spotted a man in tight running shorts and shouted, "MOMMA! That man has a PENIS in there!" and made a grab for it before mom swooped him up into the cart and apologized profusely!

[blas]

While this story may strike you guys as cute and innocent (and now that it's over makes me blush), I'm just glad no one else saw it. You know who would have gotten in trouble and hauled off to jail and labeled a "pervert"? Me.

[solemnwarning]

I'm just glad no one else saw it. You know who would have gotten in trouble and hauled off to jail and labeled a "pervert"? Me.

WHAT?!

[blas]

Just the way things are these days, I'm sure if someone found out, they'd probably assume I told the little boy to do it. I'm just paranoid, I think. I may be going overboard, but you know how little kids can do no wrong and don't know any better....

[Talon]

Am I the only one who doesn't think this was cute or funny?

But hey it could be worse. If parentals were around they probably would have said "Aww how cute" or "Boys will be boys", thus giving the bratlings the idea that it's ok to grope women.

Maybe I'm just being cranky.

[Seshat]

Inappropriate unwanted touch? Nah, you're not the only one to think it neither cute nor funny.

The only people I will accept such a thing from without complaint are the too-young-to-understand or the too-handicapped-to-understand. And both should have parents/relatives/carers with them.

[Saydrah]

Well, it would have been cute if the kids were two or three, and it reminded me of a story that WAS cute.

But at 10 or 11? Those boys wouldn't have been sitting down for DAYS if I were in charge of them and saw them touch a stranger's behind!