A local bank has been running a promotion where they deposit $75.00 into your account if you're a new customer with a minimum deposit of $500 and if you have your direct deposit put into that account.
Since I moved, I no longer have a convenient location for my current bank and, although I'm keeping that account, I need something closer to home too. I decided to take advantage of their offer and left work early so I'd have time to stop. The branch near my apartment closes at 5:30 PM on Friday, according to the hours posted on the door.
I showed up at 4:45 PM, which is not early in the day but still well before closing. I walk in, there's one woman in a suit walking into what I assume is the ATM closet (as it's right behind the ATM) and two tellers. The offices are off to the side so I couldn't see if anyone was in there or not.
T1: Teller number 1 or Giggles
T2: Teller number 2
ABM: Assistant Branch Manager
Me: Potential customer
Me: (to the two tellers) Hi, I wanted to open a new account, whom would I need to speak to about that?
T1: Oh, that's Phil (name changed), but he's on lunch right now. *giggle*
T2: He won't be back until 5:30, but even if he was in he couldn't open a new account for you now, it's almost closing time.
Me: Oh, I thought you were open until 5:30, that's what the door said.
T1: Right, but even if he was here that's not enough time to open an account. *giggle*
Me: It takes more than 45 minutes to open a new account?
T2: Look, he's not here right now. You'll have to come back next week. He's out until Wednesday, so just come back next Wednesday.
Me:
Ummm, seriously? I mean, I left work early to get here and you close at 4:00 on Wednesdays, there's just no way I can get here that early. Is there a manager here I could speak to?
T2: The Assistant Branch Manager is right there. (points behind me)
T1: *giggle*
I turn around and see the woman from the ATM closet, she stops to come over and see me.
ABM: Can I help you with something, sir?
Me: Yes, I wanted to open a new account, but I was told I have to see Phil who's out to lunch right now. Could you help me with this?
T1: *giggle*
ABM: No, only Phil can open accounts, there's nothing I can do.
Me: So, only the Branch Manager can open new accounts?
(I honestly thought he'd be the Branch Manager if even the Assistant can't open an account)
T1: *giggle*
ABM: (rolling her eyes!) He's not the Branch Manager, but he's the only one who can open a new account. Even the Branch Manager can't open accounts for just anyone. Phil will be back Wednesday, just come back then. It's too late in the day even if he was here. There's nothing we can do for you today. Maybe you should try one of our other branches that's more convenient to your location.
T1: *giggle*
Me:
It didn't seem like there was any point to telling the idiots off, so I just turned and walked out. I did send an email to their corporate office about the service that I received, but I've heard nothing back as of yet. Doesn't really matter, as I decided the $75 isn't worth dealing with their employees.
There is another bank in that plaza, a bank that's new to the area. They were happy to open a new account with me on the spot, and the ABM at that branch stayed late with me to get it done, because there was another person ahead of me. I also related the story to her, and mentioned that I was much more satisfied with the quality of service she provided.
Since I moved, I no longer have a convenient location for my current bank and, although I'm keeping that account, I need something closer to home too. I decided to take advantage of their offer and left work early so I'd have time to stop. The branch near my apartment closes at 5:30 PM on Friday, according to the hours posted on the door.
I showed up at 4:45 PM, which is not early in the day but still well before closing. I walk in, there's one woman in a suit walking into what I assume is the ATM closet (as it's right behind the ATM) and two tellers. The offices are off to the side so I couldn't see if anyone was in there or not.
T1: Teller number 1 or Giggles
T2: Teller number 2
ABM: Assistant Branch Manager
Me: Potential customer
Me: (to the two tellers) Hi, I wanted to open a new account, whom would I need to speak to about that?
T1: Oh, that's Phil (name changed), but he's on lunch right now. *giggle*
T2: He won't be back until 5:30, but even if he was in he couldn't open a new account for you now, it's almost closing time.
Me: Oh, I thought you were open until 5:30, that's what the door said.
T1: Right, but even if he was here that's not enough time to open an account. *giggle*
Me: It takes more than 45 minutes to open a new account?

T2: Look, he's not here right now. You'll have to come back next week. He's out until Wednesday, so just come back next Wednesday.
Me:
Ummm, seriously? I mean, I left work early to get here and you close at 4:00 on Wednesdays, there's just no way I can get here that early. Is there a manager here I could speak to?T2: The Assistant Branch Manager is right there. (points behind me)
T1: *giggle*
I turn around and see the woman from the ATM closet, she stops to come over and see me.
ABM: Can I help you with something, sir?
Me: Yes, I wanted to open a new account, but I was told I have to see Phil who's out to lunch right now. Could you help me with this?
T1: *giggle*
ABM: No, only Phil can open accounts, there's nothing I can do.
Me: So, only the Branch Manager can open new accounts?
(I honestly thought he'd be the Branch Manager if even the Assistant can't open an account)T1: *giggle*
ABM: (rolling her eyes!) He's not the Branch Manager, but he's the only one who can open a new account. Even the Branch Manager can't open accounts for just anyone. Phil will be back Wednesday, just come back then. It's too late in the day even if he was here. There's nothing we can do for you today. Maybe you should try one of our other branches that's more convenient to your location.
T1: *giggle*
Me:

It didn't seem like there was any point to telling the idiots off, so I just turned and walked out. I did send an email to their corporate office about the service that I received, but I've heard nothing back as of yet. Doesn't really matter, as I decided the $75 isn't worth dealing with their employees.
There is another bank in that plaza, a bank that's new to the area. They were happy to open a new account with me on the spot, and the ABM at that branch stayed late with me to get it done, because there was another person ahead of me. I also related the story to her, and mentioned that I was much more satisfied with the quality of service she provided.


needless to say, they placed two fees on my bank account in one day, taking money from my account when they're techinally not meant to (my taekwondo fee is in there, currently less than it shouldve been)
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