I was at the Bertucci's on Winter Street in Waltham last night. I enjoyed this week off of work by visiting my family in both Waltham and Wakefield. anyway, this sc sighting was at a table next to us. The waiter brought out the pizza they had ordered. what happened next, I think got their a$$'es banned.
W: waiter
SC1: fat one.
SC2: the bitchy woman
SC3: the pre-teen kid
SC's 4-5: teenagers(they would be the saving grace, at least5 would.)
W: here is your pepperoni pizza you ordered.
SC1: It's about time! I was going to leave.
SC2: Now honey...
SC3: would you shut up and give me my food.
SC1:Look at this! Look at this pizza. Don't just stand there! look at this PIZZA IT'S BURNED! YOU DO NOT BURN MY PIZZA! I'M GOING TO CALL THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU!
SC2: Yeah, we come here all the time, you don't burn pizza? Why is ours burned, but thiers(our table) isn't?
W: It's a brick oven! I cannot control what the cooks do! If you want, I can go get another pizza.
SC3: Your pizza privileges are revoked! Move aside Bitch!
SC4: Calm down.
SC3: no you.
SC1: WOULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE HELL UP?! I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE MY KIDS NEED GOOD PIZZA! WHY DID THEY HIRE YOU? YOU LOOK LIKE SOME DRUNK COLLEGE KID! THEY SHOULD GIVE YOU A DRUG TEST!
SC5: WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD? IT'S JUST A PIZZA! AGAIN, IT'S A JUST A PIZZA. I COULD MAKE ONE AT HOME! YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME. THAT IS WHY WE GET BANNED FROM PLACES. BECAUSE OF YOU!
SC1: Shut up!
SC2: Yeah Ryan, why did you have to let the whole world know we get banned from everywhere we go?
SC5: because I'm 19 years old and I can do that to you.
W: please leave.
They left. god, that was weird and hilarious at the same time.
The conversation at out table went this way:
GW: my grandfather who lives in wakefield.
AM: my aunt who lives in Waltham
UL: my uncle who lives in waltham as well.
BB: me.
GW: So, dinner and a show eh?
AM: I guess so. So BB, how is working on Nantucket working out for you?
BB: good. We don't get customers like that though.
W: waiter
SC1: fat one.
SC2: the bitchy woman
SC3: the pre-teen kid
SC's 4-5: teenagers(they would be the saving grace, at least5 would.)
W: here is your pepperoni pizza you ordered.
SC1: It's about time! I was going to leave.
SC2: Now honey...
SC3: would you shut up and give me my food.
SC1:Look at this! Look at this pizza. Don't just stand there! look at this PIZZA IT'S BURNED! YOU DO NOT BURN MY PIZZA! I'M GOING TO CALL THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU!
SC2: Yeah, we come here all the time, you don't burn pizza? Why is ours burned, but thiers(our table) isn't?
W: It's a brick oven! I cannot control what the cooks do! If you want, I can go get another pizza.
SC3: Your pizza privileges are revoked! Move aside Bitch!
SC4: Calm down.
SC3: no you.
SC1: WOULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE HELL UP?! I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE MY KIDS NEED GOOD PIZZA! WHY DID THEY HIRE YOU? YOU LOOK LIKE SOME DRUNK COLLEGE KID! THEY SHOULD GIVE YOU A DRUG TEST!
SC5: WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD? IT'S JUST A PIZZA! AGAIN, IT'S A JUST A PIZZA. I COULD MAKE ONE AT HOME! YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME. THAT IS WHY WE GET BANNED FROM PLACES. BECAUSE OF YOU!
SC1: Shut up!
SC2: Yeah Ryan, why did you have to let the whole world know we get banned from everywhere we go?
SC5: because I'm 19 years old and I can do that to you.
W: please leave.
They left. god, that was weird and hilarious at the same time.
The conversation at out table went this way:
GW: my grandfather who lives in wakefield.
AM: my aunt who lives in Waltham
UL: my uncle who lives in waltham as well.
BB: me.
GW: So, dinner and a show eh?
AM: I guess so. So BB, how is working on Nantucket working out for you?
BB: good. We don't get customers like that though.
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