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    Sighting at coffee shop

    I was at the store this morning (hooray for 3 day weekends) and stopped at the in store coffee stand (thanks Green Aproned folks) for some caffeinated goodness. I was waiting for my drink (yay for that cinnamon dolce: it is tasty) and watching people while I waited. The 3 guys (not attractive & severely fashion impaired) decided to inform the poor baristas that they were getting some when they got home. The guys made sure the baristas knew their sexual orientation for NO good reason. The response: I do not care that they are gay: I do not need to hear that! I was wishing I had a CS business card I could hand the poor baristas.
    Last edited by csdrone; 01-21-2008, 07:55 PM.
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    Somewhere on the board, someone has made a .doc and a .pdf template for customerssuck.com business cards. But I can't find them yet.
    What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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    • #3
      http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=16828

      Rapscallion

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      • #4
        Sometimes you gotta look a person in the eye and say... "Um no one really cares. straight, gay.... we don't really give a flying f...."



        unless of course you're talking about my upstairs neighbors back when i lived in va....

        i cared then, but only cos the guy's girlfriend sounded like a freakin porno when they were getting it on. i mean yeesh, close the freakin window already!.... the second time it happend one of the other apartments broke out in applause after she was done screaming...
        Last edited by PepperElf; 01-21-2008, 08:41 PM.

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        • #5
          Heh - should have held up cards like they used to do for ice skating.

          "Oh, and only a 1.3 from the Russian judge!"

          Rapscallion

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          • #6
            Quoth Rapscallion View Post
            "Oh, and only a 1.3 from the Russian judge!"

            Rapscallion
            gives a whole new meaning to artistic merit and technical ability
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #7
              Pepper Elf I saw the on the faces of the workers and wish I had a smart comment for the three idiots. Thanks Raps for the link! That will come in very very handy when I find the card stock that has to be somewhere around here!

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              • #8
                These gay guys were unattractive and fashionally impaired? Isn't that an oxymoron? I thought it was against gay 'code' to be anything less than a snappy dresser.

                Seriously though, WTF? And there were 3 of them? Ok - that conjures all sorts of mental images I'd rather not have. Straight, gay...whatever - WHY would the coffee barista want to know your sexual habits?
                "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                • #9
                  Peppergirl the sighting had many levels of suckitude. Sorry for the bad mental images. BTW, according to my GLB friends, the gay handbook does not explicitly discuss fashion sense or attractiveness (Hollywood does however).

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                  • #10
                    Oh you're forgiven.

                    Being in the travel business, I work with alot of gay men, the vast majority of whom would be appalled to be seen in anything less than top-notch clothing.

                    I showed it to one of my co-workers and the FIRST comment he made was not that they were discussing their sex-lives with the poor barista, but that they were poorly dressed. Of course, he was making a joke out of it - along with the stereotype that all gay men are attractive and well-dressed.

                    He himself came to work in today in the most GORGEOUS fur coat I've ever seen - The bitch!
                    "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                    • #11
                      I would be forced to take the handbook to their little noggins just for the heck of it.

                      They might have thought she was a YAOI-fangirl? It's not exactly common where I'm from so anytime I met one I always flipped for joy (someone to share with! YAY!). But then again, I've never told a complete stranger whether or not I was "getting some"....unless it was a cookie....
                      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

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                      • #12
                        Where I come from, guys (of all ages!) seem to think it's always 100% necessary, in every situation, to defend their heterosexuality. I mean, hell, a guy bumps their shoulder in the bar and they scream "I'm not a fag!" or whatever.

                        I'm fairly certain when men around here buy condoms, they either get really embarrassed, or tell the clerk "Me and my GIRLFRIEND are gonna get it on!"
                        You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                        • #13
                          the three idiots are in dire need of this : .
                          I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                          Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                          Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                          • #14
                            These gay guys were unattractive and fashionally impaired? Isn't that an oxymoron?
                            unfortunately it's possible.
                            i knew a gay guy who had absolutely no fashion sense whatsoever. thankfully a couple of other men took him under their wings and at least helped get him some outfits that wouldn't make Carson faint...

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