Today, while out running errands, I was stopped at a green light waiting to make a left turn. There was no green arrow and there were cars coming from the opposite direction pulled into the left-turn lane, so I couldn't see oncoming traffic behind them.
While I was waiting, the person behind me started honking. I showed them my naughty finger and turned when I could see there was nobody coming.
I stopped at a gas station to gas up when a car pulled behind me. Turned out to be the person who honked at me before--a scraggly, sawed-off groaty looking woman.
Groaty woman: Hey, nice driving there, asshole!
Me: Why thank you.
Groaty Woman: Eat shit, you (stream of various and sundry curse words)
Me: (getting back into my car after finishing pumping gas) You know what? Ram it up your ass and get a yeast infection, you sperm-burping crotch dropping.
And then I left while Groaty Woman was still shouting at me.
Seriously, WTF was her malfunction? I'm not going to risk getting broadsided so you can shave a couple seconds off your commute to wherever you're going. I've said it before and I'll say it again: People around here DO NOT know how to drive.
While I was waiting, the person behind me started honking. I showed them my naughty finger and turned when I could see there was nobody coming.
I stopped at a gas station to gas up when a car pulled behind me. Turned out to be the person who honked at me before--a scraggly, sawed-off groaty looking woman.
Groaty woman: Hey, nice driving there, asshole!
Me: Why thank you.
Groaty Woman: Eat shit, you (stream of various and sundry curse words)
Me: (getting back into my car after finishing pumping gas) You know what? Ram it up your ass and get a yeast infection, you sperm-burping crotch dropping.
And then I left while Groaty Woman was still shouting at me.
Seriously, WTF was her malfunction? I'm not going to risk getting broadsided so you can shave a couple seconds off your commute to wherever you're going. I've said it before and I'll say it again: People around here DO NOT know how to drive.




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