We went to the bar last night, and our regular bartender wasn't working (which we expected, since it wasn't our usual barnight). We love this guy, because he's funny, bitches to us, and does his job very well. He's just a really cool guy. We've been his regular customers for about six months now.
The bartender we had last night. sucked. ass. I ordered a Killians, she claimed they didn't have any. Fiance says, "I had a Killians here two nights ago, did you run of out stock or something?"
"I think we just don't carry it!" she says, giggling, airhead. She finally finds it, after finally looking.
We close our menus after a while, deciding on a meal, and wait. And wait. She looks at us. We look back, and wait. Finally comes up to us. "Oh, you're ready?" The imploring look, closed menus and finger tapping didn't indicate that?
Whatever. This is where it gets good. Across the bar (it's in a U shape), she starts talking to one of her coworkers, a bitch we had before who huffed and puffed and sighed and rolled her eyes every time we ordered something. They've both seen us in there before when our regular bartender was working. They've both seen us laughing and joking around with him. So what are they doing now?
Talking shit. Plotting to get him fired. Laying out their plan where we can plainly hear. Like we're not going to tell him. Also talking shit about one of the other bartenders who helps him out sometimes, a really funny bitchy girl who is also great at her job.
So guess what we're doing tonight?
The bartender we had last night. sucked. ass. I ordered a Killians, she claimed they didn't have any. Fiance says, "I had a Killians here two nights ago, did you run of out stock or something?"
"I think we just don't carry it!" she says, giggling, airhead. She finally finds it, after finally looking.
We close our menus after a while, deciding on a meal, and wait. And wait. She looks at us. We look back, and wait. Finally comes up to us. "Oh, you're ready?" The imploring look, closed menus and finger tapping didn't indicate that?
Whatever. This is where it gets good. Across the bar (it's in a U shape), she starts talking to one of her coworkers, a bitch we had before who huffed and puffed and sighed and rolled her eyes every time we ordered something. They've both seen us in there before when our regular bartender was working. They've both seen us laughing and joking around with him. So what are they doing now?
Talking shit. Plotting to get him fired. Laying out their plan where we can plainly hear. Like we're not going to tell him. Also talking shit about one of the other bartenders who helps him out sometimes, a really funny bitchy girl who is also great at her job.
So guess what we're doing tonight?

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