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  • This is just, I don't know, stupid.

    We went to the bar last night, and our regular bartender wasn't working (which we expected, since it wasn't our usual barnight). We love this guy, because he's funny, bitches to us, and does his job very well. He's just a really cool guy. We've been his regular customers for about six months now.

    The bartender we had last night. sucked. ass. I ordered a Killians, she claimed they didn't have any. Fiance says, "I had a Killians here two nights ago, did you run of out stock or something?"

    "I think we just don't carry it!" she says, giggling, airhead. She finally finds it, after finally looking.

    We close our menus after a while, deciding on a meal, and wait. And wait. She looks at us. We look back, and wait. Finally comes up to us. "Oh, you're ready?" The imploring look, closed menus and finger tapping didn't indicate that?

    Whatever. This is where it gets good. Across the bar (it's in a U shape), she starts talking to one of her coworkers, a bitch we had before who huffed and puffed and sighed and rolled her eyes every time we ordered something. They've both seen us in there before when our regular bartender was working. They've both seen us laughing and joking around with him. So what are they doing now?

    Talking shit. Plotting to get him fired. Laying out their plan where we can plainly hear. Like we're not going to tell him. Also talking shit about one of the other bartenders who helps him out sometimes, a really funny bitchy girl who is also great at her job.

    So guess what we're doing tonight?
    Would you like a Stummies?

  • #2
    The reason they want the other Bartender gone is he gets all the good shifts and makes all the money. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with him knowing how to do his job well . . . cause they have boobs and therefore you should like them better.
    (hope you had on your wadders to read that)

    After my food had been served to me . . .I would have asked for the manager and in front of the two entitlement street walkers informed them of the plot against your bartender.

    And yes, I do agree with making sure your favorite bartender is able to cover his assets. Course it doesn't sound like he will have much to worry about since I doubt their Elevator goes all the way up.

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    • #3
      We thought about asking for the manager, but decided to just let him know about the shit-talking and figure he'll take care of it. And also let him know, as his customers, we will be willing to talk to the manager if need be.
      Would you like a Stummies?

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      • #4
        Keep us updated on what happens!

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        • #5
          I'd let him and management know that you overheard two stupid bitches plotting his demise right on the floor!

          And tell that stupid bar tender to go back to high school. She obviously can't handle the real world quite yet.
          You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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          • #6
            We told him tonight, he said, "Uh huh. We'll see about that." He didn't seem too worried about it, kind of rolled his eyes like it's not the first time it's happened.

            But really, I know I don't talk shit about my coworkers while I'm working, especially in front of customers. I get the feeling these two have done this before with equally disappointing (for them) results.
            Would you like a Stummies?

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            • #7
              Quoth marty View Post
              But really, I know I don't talk shit about my coworkers while I'm working, especially in front of customers.
              I did once, and the customer joined in. It was a guy who sucked at his job so much that people went to other stores to complain about him. He eventually left when he was going to be written up for having a staring contest with a customer, but instead said "shove this job up your a$$". Two days later he asked for his job back! (needles to say, he didn't get it)

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              • #8
                Wow, that bar sounds EXACTLY like the bar me and my buddy used to go to. I mean every word, from the shape of the bar, to the different bartender's attitudes (we had the cool guy, the funny girl, the ditz, the bitch. Everything.
                <Insert clever signature here>

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