Laundry Loonies and Driving Daisies (long, language!)

[donruss]

Is it just me or does anyone else see the irony in CCL stating that if they had read the Bible that you could fix certain appliances or electronics, but she came back and labeled magazines like Popular Mechanics and Popular Science as "Satanist" literature?

[Toujin]

I'm wondering how many churches CCL has been kicked out of. As far as I know, most mainstream churches wouldn't tolerate people like that...

The 'Sven and Sticky Fingers' story was rather funny. By the sound of it, I'm thinking SF was a kleptomaniac, and I'm kind of wondering why Sven didn't shave even though he was cross-dressing.

[Skrae]

Maytag 20:3

And he whosoever jams a washing machine shall be sentenced to an eternity in the burning lake of bleach fashioning crosses from quarters for the disciples of The Dryer.