So, I recently got a long-distance friend's cell number. We both use Verizon, and get free texting.
I added his name to my contacts, and sent a few hellos.
A week passes, I get worried. Is he okay? I text him once a day, as we were using that to replace emails (since he lost his internet for a bit).
Another week passes, he gets his internet back! He says he never got ay of my texts, but his phone had been messing up.
Week three, and still nothing. We agree I text him every other day to make sure his phone can pick stuff up (the network was jammed in his area, and the reps told him they'd get to him in a bundle eventually).
Week four, its Friday at 6am. I get a call on my phone, but am too groggy to make it in time. Bah, answer the voice mail.
"You have ONE new message. Message ONE sent, Friday, 6:10a.m.;
I don't know who you are but you keep texting us and we are tired of it! We get texts every day at 4 in the afternoon and you have run our bill up very high! We had to pay 10 cents per letter you sent! WE COULD HAVE WRITTEN A BOOK WITH YOUR TEXTS!
This is way too much! Do you have the wrong number? I DON'T KNOW YOU--
NEW message ONE erased, end of NEW messages."
What took you so long to tell me then? Damn.
My friend ended up telling the reps at his store, and they agreed they pulled it out of their ass to make him go away
I added his name to my contacts, and sent a few hellos.
A week passes, I get worried. Is he okay? I text him once a day, as we were using that to replace emails (since he lost his internet for a bit).
Another week passes, he gets his internet back! He says he never got ay of my texts, but his phone had been messing up.
Week three, and still nothing. We agree I text him every other day to make sure his phone can pick stuff up (the network was jammed in his area, and the reps told him they'd get to him in a bundle eventually).
Week four, its Friday at 6am. I get a call on my phone, but am too groggy to make it in time. Bah, answer the voice mail.
"You have ONE new message. Message ONE sent, Friday, 6:10a.m.;
I don't know who you are but you keep texting us and we are tired of it! We get texts every day at 4 in the afternoon and you have run our bill up very high! We had to pay 10 cents per letter you sent! WE COULD HAVE WRITTEN A BOOK WITH YOUR TEXTS!
This is way too much! Do you have the wrong number? I DON'T KNOW YOU--
NEW message ONE erased, end of NEW messages."
What took you so long to tell me then? Damn.
My friend ended up telling the reps at his store, and they agreed they pulled it out of their ass to make him go away




This continued for three or four months. After that he either stopped being such a prick, or started using a different number.
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