Not The Best Place For Tai Chi

[TruthHurts]

I am back in the market of doom. I turn the corner and see a woman practicing Tai Chi. Yes right in the middle of an aisle with people trying to get around her and she's just practicing her little heart out. And to make the scene more ridiculous she is wailing loudly (and off key) along with a KT Tunstall song that was playing on the store's PA system.

She realizes that people are just standing there staring at her and suddenly whirls around to the magazine rack, grabs a magazine and pretends to be engrosses in it. It was a truly baffling scene.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I am back in the market of doom. I turn the corner and see a woman practicing Tai Chi. Yes right in the middle of an aisle with people trying to get around her and she's just practicing her little heart out. And to make the scene more ridiculous she is wailing loudly (and off key) along with a KT Tunstall song that was playing on the store's PA system.

She realizes that people are just standing there staring at her and suddenly whirls around to the magazine rack, grabs a magazine and pretends to be engrosses in it. It was a truly baffling scene.

"Big Black Horse and the Cherry Tree"?

That'd be quite the visual.

[TruthHurts]

"Big Black Horse and the Cherry Tree"?

That'd be quite the visual.

It was Suddenly I See
Insert joke here.

[InverseHellion]

Love the icon TruthHurts!

'Not da mama!' *whack*

[Soulstealer]

Oh gods how I miss that show.

[ArenaBoy]

Awesome show. I'm vibbbbrrraatttiiinnnggggg!

[Peppergirl]

I know we're totally OT, but I miss that show SOOO badly. I used to have the VHS tapes for each season.

I think, instead of working this morning, I'll nose around on ebay and check out the DVD's.

My ex-husband and I used watch it and yell 'not the mama' and whack each other playfully over the head. - Ah, the good 'ol days when the kids were little and everyone was happy. :sigh:

[KMMCurly]

"I'm the baby, gotta love me!"
And my personal fav - "We're gonna need another Timmy!"

Back on topic.
How can she just pretend she wasn't singing and practising ancient arts right in the middle of a store? If I had contracted some strange mental disease and decided to do that it would be followed by me swiftly leaving blushing my damn head off.

[Imogene]

How can she just pretend she wasn't singing and practising ancient arts right in the middle of a store?

Had a customer comment to me, after he witnessed me "shaking my booty" that he'd just seen FES S doing pretty much the same in one of the aisles she was just in.
I gave customer a look, and said, "And...? The problem here is? I wasn't there to dance with her?"

Customer leaves, S asks me if it had sounded like the guy was trying to say, "She was shaking her ass!"

[Dalvenja]

That's too funny. I suppose that ought to be a lesson for all of us: beware of random urges to Tai Chi...

[rerant]

And I thought the lady doing Tai Chi in a crowded subway station was odd.

[PCGameGuy]

I've been thinking of starting Tai Chi. <end of on topic>

Yeah, I totally have the first two seasons of Dinosaurs on DVD already. The missus and I stil laugh at the vibrating one!

[Antisocial_Worker]

Why just yesterday I was dancing in a furniture store with a friend when we went in to check out bedroom furniture for our new apartment.

The clerk joined in.

(Not tai chi, I realize, but it's close enough for government work, as the saying goes)