Much Suck.

[digilight]

Pedestrians in the crosswalk are NOT targets.

I call bullshit on this one, I think they make wonderful targets.



please note: above comment is intended for entertainment purposes only, the Greatbigassgoblincorporation do not intend to suggest that you should intentionaly aim for pedestrians in the crosswalk as you zoom by with out stoping. If you were to hit one, that means that you need to visit the eye doctor because you were unable to judge the correct distance available. Remember, close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.

[Becks]

"Do you do porn?"

You should've told him that you only do so for your own personal enjoyment.

[repsac]

This is a list of some stuff I saw over the past few days. Some from as far back as St. Pat's.

1.) Pron!

Wandering around Sav taking photos after the parade, some guy comes up to me. Looks to be in his sixties or seventies, and yet he strikes me as kinda cool. May have been the "Wet Willy's" T shirt and jeans he had on. Watching me take some photos he stares some and then asks "Do you do porn?" I just stare at him, at a loss for words. He must have gotten the hint and wandered off.


2.) Kid Haircuts

Parents, please, don't use your kids to live out your dreams. Just because you always wanted a mohawk but couldn't get one, DO NOT force your little kid to have one. It looks stupid. If you must do it, then at least have a straight edge handy. Swirlies are not in style. Also, for crissake, if you're going to cut your kid's hair, at least TRY to do a good job.

3.) Yield

Look, it's not hard to understand. Pedestrians in the crosswalk are NOT targets. Meaning you should not speed up, nor should you wave with your middle finger, and lastly please do not get angry when I drop something I need to pick up.

4.) Pay Attention.

Lady walks up to the Self Service register in Wal-Mart. She stands there a good minute or two before looking around and telling everyone "This is why I hate Wal-Mart. There's never anyone at the register. Damn light's on, but where's the cashier!?"

5) Write it down.

If you can not pronounce, or remember the name of the band whose CD you're looking for, don't expect the guy behind the counter to know either. WRITE it down. That way they won't spend an hour looking for "Crud" when you mean "Creed."

There's more coming, but I need to change shirts. Apparently I'm allergic to the fabric.