This is in sightings because I heard about it but did not experience it myself.
Employee works tech support for scheduling software frequently used by clinics and doctors' offices. Let's call him E.
Caller is Office Admin in a Dr's office. Let's call her Bitch, abbreviated to B.
B: Yes, I'd like to know how to change the billing function to add interest.
E: I need a few more details, which part of the billing are you talking about?
B: I want to charge the insurance company for the interest on the money I would have gotten if I had depostied, when they don't pay in less than 30 days.
E: Let's me see if I have this straight. When a patient comes in, you send a bill to the insurance company, the company pays you, according to the contract that you have both signed. If they take more than 30 days you want to add interest to the bill? Based on if you had had that money deposited already?
B: Yes, now how do I do that?
E: You can't. It's illegal and the program won't do it.
B: But they owe us that money. When they don't pay quickly, we're losing money.
E: Ma'am, charging them interest violates the contract that you have with them. If you want to charge them interest you're going to need a new contract with that included. Until then, it's Ee-lee-gall.
Lather, rinse, repeat. A two-minute call took 20 because she could/would not get it through her head that what she wanted was illegal and thus E & his company were not going to help her do it.
Employee works tech support for scheduling software frequently used by clinics and doctors' offices. Let's call him E.
Caller is Office Admin in a Dr's office. Let's call her Bitch, abbreviated to B.
B: Yes, I'd like to know how to change the billing function to add interest.
E: I need a few more details, which part of the billing are you talking about?
B: I want to charge the insurance company for the interest on the money I would have gotten if I had depostied, when they don't pay in less than 30 days.
E: Let's me see if I have this straight. When a patient comes in, you send a bill to the insurance company, the company pays you, according to the contract that you have both signed. If they take more than 30 days you want to add interest to the bill? Based on if you had had that money deposited already?
B: Yes, now how do I do that?
E: You can't. It's illegal and the program won't do it.
B: But they owe us that money. When they don't pay quickly, we're losing money.
E: Ma'am, charging them interest violates the contract that you have with them. If you want to charge them interest you're going to need a new contract with that included. Until then, it's Ee-lee-gall.
Lather, rinse, repeat. A two-minute call took 20 because she could/would not get it through her head that what she wanted was illegal and thus E & his company were not going to help her do it.


but it's really sad that this is what's required.
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