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  • Sure, let me call the AC Power Supply fairy....

    So, this could go in "Praising Customers and Colleagues" as one of our new hires (the one I recommended for hire ) did a fantastic job dealing with this guy, I think it belongs here more, due to the sucky nature of the incident.

    So, here's the set up - Dude calls in, acts normal, talks to coworker T, who sets up an Advanced Replacement request for him (basically, we send him a refurbished unit, he sends us back his bad one, which is repaired and returned to our stock for the next person who needs said unit), and lets him know that unfortunately, it does not appear that we have one in stock to ship out to him tonight. Granted, he called in close to close of business anyways, but still - it's not there, you get to wait.

    Dude calls back, less than 10 minutes later, gets coworker S, who politely informs him that, no, in the last 6 minutes our stock did not change, and it still appears we do not have one available. She offers to create an escalation ticket to go to the warehouse and request an ETA and a stock check (just to make sure that they don't have one that hasn't been logged in to the system we share), and dude just keeps asking "Well, who can we contact now? What else can we do?"

    I give S credit for her patience - I don't deal well with obviously condescending use of "we" in requests. S politely informed him again that there is no stock, and she has created the escalation, which is the only way we are allowed to contact the warehouse. On my advice, she also informs him that, given the time, chances are that even if there is a unit in stock, it won't make it on the truck tonight anyhow, so he should call back and check up on the unit tomorrow.

    S finally gets dude to calm down and accept reality, thank goodness. But as soon as she got off the phone, she turned to me and coworker M and goes "What does dude expect? Sure, let me just call up the AC power supply fairy and she'll get one right out to you!"

    This is an ongoing source of frustration for me for two reasons.

    Firstly - I still cannot understand how people just flat out refuse to understand that no stock means exactly that - no stock. How do you expect us to ship something that we don't have? And really, why do you think that by escalating the call, you're going to reach someone with magical powers who can pull said equipment out of their ass?

    Secondly - Part of the reason we run out of stock is due to the techs out in the field abusing the Advanced Replacement deal. They send stuff in that is clearly damaged beyond repair, then act shocked when they get called on it. They also will delay sending units back in (either their bad unit owed to us, or if one of the units is sent out as a rental). I hate the sense of entitlement - I can keep it however long I want, but dog forbid I want one and someone else pulls this crap - by gosh, then I'll raise heck about it!
    "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

    “You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.” ~William Stafford

  • #2
    Does this AC Power Supply Fairy also whisk away the broken old power supply and leave you a nice, shiny quarter?
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      I wish. It would make my job SO much easier, as I wouldn't have to keep dealing with the damn FedEx website to send out waybills when the warehouse forgets to send them.
      "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

      “You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.” ~William Stafford

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      • #4
        I've actually been that SC before, when I worked in purchasing. Not because I wanted to be a SC, but because the plant manager would DEMAND that I call back every 10 minutes to get an ETA. I cannot count the number of times I got in trouble when the supplier didn't have the OEM part we needed to get a machine back up and running. I'm so glad I got laid off when they 'downsized' due to profit loss. Guess it did make more sense for me to overnight a part in rather than schedule a courier for $5000 to bring something across the country by car that wouldn't get there until the next afternoon (overnight could have been there by 8 am)! More on this job later.

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        • #5
          Quoth myswtghst View Post
          Firstly - I still cannot understand how people just flat out refuse to understand that no stock means exactly that - no stock. How do you expect us to ship something that we don't have? And really, why do you think that by escalating the call, you're going to reach someone with magical powers who can pull said equipment out of their ass?
          Simple; SC thinks that by escalating enough he won't have to "settle" to a refurbished unit, ya know he was lucky enough to call at the time unit was out of stock, so in the muddy backwaters of his mind he just "won" a new unit. Preferably of newer and/or better model, but he'll settle for the same one if that is still in production. And of course, by winning this newer model he'll also gain new warranty, starting the date he receives his new unit. (you know the tone "my new unit" )

          I know of companies that have aforementioned policys just to shut at least some pieholes.

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          • #6
            Quoth tsar View Post
            Simple; SC thinks that by escalating enough he won't have to "settle" to a refurbished unit, ya know he was lucky enough to call at the time unit was out of stock, so in the muddy backwaters of his mind he just "won" a new unit. Preferably of newer and/or better model, but he'll settle for the same one if that is still in production.
            Funny enough - we do that. And no whining or escalation is involved - they do it so they can get a request shipped ASAP - but to our depot, within the week is making good time.

            In a situation like this, he may get a new unit from the warehouse next door - but if it's 10 minutes til stuff has to be on the truck, like it was when he called - it ain't going tonight. Even if the depot gets the request today, they have to go through an ordering process to buy one from the order team, who are probably already gone for the day. Then, if that particular unit isn't currently in stock from whichever country builds them, he'll wait even longer for it to be shipped.

            The warranty would be the only benefit, but ALL units we send out have a 90 day guarantee, so if it fails within that time, it can be re-exchanged for free, up to 3 times for refurbished units, then eventually with a brand new unit, per the lemon procedures. And warranty only covers repair, not Exchange.
            Last edited by myswtghst; 04-21-2008, 04:19 AM. Reason: Left out a word. Oops!
            "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

            “You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.” ~William Stafford

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            • #7
              sorry I could not resist this one

              you said unit HEHEHEHEHEHEh ehehehehehehe hhehhehehehehe

              alright who gets the reference??
              I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
              -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


              "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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              • #8
                Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                sorry I could not resist this one

                you said unit HEHEHEHEHEHEh ehehehehehehe hhehhehehehehe

                alright who gets the reference??

                Beavis and/or Butthead.
                I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                • #9
                  Quoth myswtghst View Post
                  They send stuff in that is clearly damaged beyond repair, then act shocked when they get called on it.
                  I feel your pain. Our company manufactures a particular electronic device used in food service. So someone calls up, says it isn't working and can we fix it. No problem, it's under warranty. We get it back and why isn't it working you ask? It's full of CHEESE. That's right, the users could simply wipe something off before putting it into an $800.00 piece of equipment, but that's apparently too difficult to do. So we take it back on warranty and fix it over and over again.
                  A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                    sorry I could not resist this one

                    you said unit HEHEHEHEHEHEh ehehehehehehe hhehhehehehehe

                    alright who gets the reference??
                    Fartknocker.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                      Fartknocker.

                      buttmunch
                      I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                      -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                      "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                      • #12
                        Don't make me kick your ass, Beavis. Uh huh huh.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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