One reason I'm glad I don't work at Wal-Mart...

[Sacknahalf05]

I was walking thru the store this evening when I heard over the intercom "Maintenance to fitting rooms for wet cleanup!".



I'm sure the other customers thought I was insane, walking thru the aisles, giggling madly.

[marasbaras]

I just do NOT want to know.

[Difdi]

EWW. I second that

[InverseHellion]

I'm just gonna tell myself some bratty kids threw water balloons in there. Yup, makes perfect sense to me ^_^ [/denial]

[Becks]

Maybe someone saw a hot person and had an excessive drooling problem.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Or the "wet cleanup" is just for Mountain Dew, because some joker decided to open a bottle and dribble it around the store to the fitting room.

Yeah, that's it.

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

Maybe someone saw a hot person and had an excessive drooling problem.

if that's what you want to call it


that's why I like working in the parking lot, yea the dirty diapers are nasty, but at least it's contained

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Maybe someone saw a hot person and had an excessive drooling problem.

One caused by doing the secret handshake too much?

True story: One of my former co-workers in the backroom liked to brag he rubbed one out in the fitting room at the local Wally World.

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

that's the real reason your mother told you to go to the bathroom before you left for a road trip

[Becks]

if that's what you want to call it

You'd be surprised what I call things.

One caused by doing the secret handshake too much?

True story: One of my former co-workers in the backroom liked to brag he rubbed one out in the fitting room at the local Wally World.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. Just ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

[Boozy]

I'm sure the other customers thought I was insane, walking thru the aisles, giggling madly.

That's because they hear "wet clean-up" and think that someone spilled a coffee.

We poor bastards know better.