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  • #1

    "YOU STUPID F---ING BITCH! DROP DEAD!"

    Yesterday, the Gods smiled on Irv.

    Got called to do a carryout while the carryout guy (NOT Numbnuts) took a break. I got outside with the item and suddenly heard "GO TO THE SPRINT STORE, YOU STUPID RETARDED BITCH!"

    I look up to see two women, standing in front of Radio Shack, engaging in one of the loudest, profanity-laced arguments I've ever seen.

    "FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU!"
    "DROP DEAD! YOU'RE SO STUPID!"
    "YOU'RE STUPID! KISS MY ASS SKANK!"

    Then they got in their cars, slammed their doors to let the world know they were good and angry, and sped off. One nearly sideswiped another vehicle on her way out.

    All I could say to the person I was carrying stuff out to was "What was that all about?"

    It's not often I get entertained like that while at work.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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    It's even more entertaining to listen to couples arguing at the bar while you're extremely intoxicated and trying to keep yourself entertained while you wait for your boyfriend to get back from the bathroom.

    "Fuck you, you asshole, I saw you looking at that girl over there!"
    "Baby I swear I wasn't looking at her like that, it's just cuz she's so skanky looking"
    "Oh fucking save it! I don't want to hear your excuses!"
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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    • #3
      Geez, it sounds like these women were rehearsing for Jerry Springer.

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      • #4
        Definitely enjoyable, Blas, even when one isn't drunk.

        What I would love to hear at a bar is:

        Woman: I can't believe you were staring at her butt!
        Man: Well, if you'd lose the 20 pounds you've gained while we've been going out, I'd stare at yours instead!

        Oh ... what follows is surely to be highly entertaining!
        "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

        Kuya's Kitchen -- Cooking, Cooking Gadgets, and Food Related Blather from a Transplanted Foodie

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        • #5
          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
          All I could say to the person I was carrying stuff out to was "What was that all about?"
          I also am curious as to what it was about.
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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          • #6
            Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
            I also am curious as to what it was about.
            Two poorly educated minds struggling to express themselves mostly.

            Other than that nothing I don't see at work (whilst out and about) day in day out.
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #7
              all the good stuff happens while the carryout guys are on break, i'm not even joking

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