Just went for a brisk walk around the neighborhood, for exercise and fresh air.
Along the way I hear a loud engine revving up behind me. A few seconds later [I get passed by a souped-up pickup truck.
You know the ones: big tires, loud pipes, festooned with stickers for Flowmaster and Jeg's and Calvin peeing on a Ford or Chevy logo. Maybe a Confederate flag sticker for good measure. These kinds of trucks are popular with the local kids whose family trees evidently do not fork.
As the truck passes me, "Sweet Home Alabama" blaring from the stereo, the driver flips me the bird.
. Mind you, I'm just minding my own business and staying on the sidewalk.
I'm guessing the driver had a hot date with him and wanted to impress his sister.
Along the way I hear a loud engine revving up behind me. A few seconds later [I get passed by a souped-up pickup truck.
You know the ones: big tires, loud pipes, festooned with stickers for Flowmaster and Jeg's and Calvin peeing on a Ford or Chevy logo. Maybe a Confederate flag sticker for good measure. These kinds of trucks are popular with the local kids whose family trees evidently do not fork.
As the truck passes me, "Sweet Home Alabama" blaring from the stereo, the driver flips me the bird.
. Mind you, I'm just minding my own business and staying on the sidewalk.I'm guessing the driver had a hot date with him and wanted to impress his sister.



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