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I'm sure all of us will appreciate the humor in this episode of Dork Tower.
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....we need to introduce this guy to this website.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart -
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he used to work where I currently work-I'm "Igor Olman's" supervisor-they're all based on people that he knew/worked with.Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazesComment
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BlaqueKatt, you are so cool!
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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I don't know about everyone else but my library has a sort of loop hole to that policy that if someone who works there can vouch (i.e. they know your name and can pick you out of a line up) for you when you stupidly forgot your ID they'll let you on the account.How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?Comment
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Nice to see a Dork Tower cartoon posted here. I went to college with the creator, John Kovalic. As a matter of fact, he was one of my best friends in college. I still run into him once in a while. I'm really happy for all his success.
And yes, I'm bragging about my "brush with greatness."
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That's way cool. My own "brush with greatness" is an author.Quoth hecubus View PostNice to see a Dork Tower cartoon posted here. I went to college with the creator, John Kovalic. As a matter of fact, he was one of my best friends in college. I still run into him once in a while. I'm really happy for all his success.
And yes, I'm bragging about my "brush with greatness."
That comic reminds me of that one Visa Check Card (I think) commercial with Kevin Bacon, where the clerk recognizes him and they're doing that whole "six degrees" thing, and then they ask for ID at the end of the commercial."Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
- Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy VComment
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my second cousin is Uber famous.. (you guys may not know the name but would know the face.. he has done movies with matt damon, eva mendes and mel gibson) he visited me in Australia and we went to a restaurant as we hadn't seen each other in ages so we could catch up and shoot the crap.Quoth Kogarashi View Post
the head waiter recognized him and asked for an autograph. my cousin was only too happy to oblige, than when he went to pay with his credit card the head waiter asked him for ID...
we were like
The mere fact that we have the flamethrower means that someone, somewhere once said "You know, I'd really like to set those customers over there on fire, but don't possess the means to do it"Comment
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how can we even say we might know of him if we don't see the face or the nameQuoth Casino Jockey View Post
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I'm supposed to be related to Robbie Plant.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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lol yeah.. i realized after i edited this that i left this in.. the problem being is that my workplaces know of this relationship and if i name dropped it would point straight to me.Quoth CorDarei View Posthow can we even say we might know of him if we don't see the face or the nameThe mere fact that we have the flamethrower means that someone, somewhere once said "You know, I'd really like to set those customers over there on fire, but don't possess the means to do it"Comment
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do you have members in your workplace who monitors sites such as this?Quoth Casino Jockey View PostComment
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i am not sure.. but it would not surprise me.Quoth CorDarei View PostThe mere fact that we have the flamethrower means that someone, somewhere once said "You know, I'd really like to set those customers over there on fire, but don't possess the means to do it"Comment
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back when mom worked for jc penny's they had that policy too.Quoth Soulstealer View Post
mom used the policy to vouch for ... i think it may have been the police commissioner but can't remember. she was just astonished that the other clerk had no idea it was one of the town's elected officials at the register.Comment
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At Wal-Mart, cashiers could vouch for people on cigarette purchases. I occasionally had a cashier at a nearby lane lean over to me and tell me that the customer was old enough before. Once the customer in question was one of the store's carryout guys. I didn't recognize him because I was still fairly new. Oops."Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
- Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy VComment
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