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While at Blockbuster selecting this evenings entertainment my hubby, kids and I happened upon this scene.
The players in our damatis personae
Dumb Bunny: DB
Poor Clerk: PC
Me: The duchess of snark
Hubby: The sniggering guy.
We come up to the counter with our selections and DB is in front of us looking at the returns. She wants to know what the new movie "Teeth" is about. PC is trying VERY hard to explain it in a family oriented way, dodging the subject ect. (The movie is about a girl with vagina dentata http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_Dentata. DB is not getting it. PC is trying very very hard.
Me being fueled by snark and two beers explain to DB what the movie is about. Unfortunately in my slightly buzzed state vastly over estimate her brain power. Blank deer in the headlights look. Hubby is turning red and laughing. He takes little sparkles cause he knew what would be coming next. DB asks me "not to talk so fancy and be so upity." I break down and tell her it's about a girl with teeth in her vaginia. DB "what's a vaginia"
I dumb it down further "va-jay-jay" still no clicking. Finally I use the term vulgal the P word. WE HAVE A WINNER!!! (Please note this woman had at least two children running around.) DB prompty goes ewwwwww and flaps her hand like she is preparing for take off.
PC is bright red and shaking, she thanks me for doing that for her, she tells me that she could new do that and that she darn near pee'd herself .
While at Blockbuster selecting this evenings entertainment my hubby, kids and I happened upon this scene.
The players in our damatis personae
Dumb Bunny: DB
Poor Clerk: PC
Me: The duchess of snark
Hubby: The sniggering guy.
We come up to the counter with our selections and DB is in front of us looking at the returns. She wants to know what the new movie "Teeth" is about. PC is trying VERY hard to explain it in a family oriented way, dodging the subject ect. (The movie is about a girl with vagina dentata http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_Dentata. DB is not getting it. PC is trying very very hard.
Me being fueled by snark and two beers explain to DB what the movie is about. Unfortunately in my slightly buzzed state vastly over estimate her brain power. Blank deer in the headlights look. Hubby is turning red and laughing. He takes little sparkles cause he knew what would be coming next. DB asks me "not to talk so fancy and be so upity." I break down and tell her it's about a girl with teeth in her vaginia. DB "what's a vaginia"
I dumb it down further "va-jay-jay" still no clicking. Finally I use the term vulgal the P word. WE HAVE A WINNER!!! (Please note this woman had at least two children running around.) DB prompty goes ewwwwww and flaps her hand like she is preparing for take off. PC is bright red and shaking, she thanks me for doing that for her, she tells me that she could new do that and that she darn near pee'd herself .
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