Something I never thought I'd have to explain in public

[South Texan]

DB prompty goes ewwwwww and flaps her hand like she is preparing for take off.

I cannot stop laughing. Everyone is staring at me.

First time ever I violated Rule #1 and it came to haunt me. Now I have to clean the monitor, desk, keyboard and my shirtsleeves.

That story (and the above image) is priceless.

[Maestro]

She has one, has used it and doesn't know what it's called! I guess someone hasnt visited their gynae in a long time!

[BaristaTrav]

My wife just rented that the other day. Disturbing movie, to say the least. Surprised they even have it at Blockbuster.

[FuzzyKitten99]

I'm surprised that no one has yet mentioned the eerie connection between "vagina dentata" and "Pillowpants" from Clerks 2... That is immediately what I thought of when I read this.

[wanderingjoe72]

I'm surprised Va-jay-jay didn't register. Most people like her religiously watch the supreme high commander Oprah.

I'm amazed she was able to even make it outside her own house.

Movie was pretty funny though.

[Bliss]

I'm surprised that no one has yet mentioned the eerie connection between "vagina dentata" and "Pillowpants" from Clerks 2... That is immediately what I thought of when I read this.

*points at the little line bellow his nickname in this post*

OH MY GOD, IT'S THE VAGOPOCALYPSE!

Oops, I mean....VagopocaLIPS! Rawr!

*rimshot*

Serious groan material there.

[Music Mo-Gal]

dang. it's kinda sad that someone knew the slang naughty term for her private parts
and not the actual term

there comes a time when kids need to learn the clinical terms not just the slang or cutesy ones they use.

I agree. You'd think since the woman has 2 children, she'd know what a vagina was!

[allegrasparkle]

I agree. You'd think since the woman has 2 children, she'd know what a vagina was!

OP here, Trust me when I say where I live most of the people have the social IQ of a ham sandwich.

[blas]

Just because someone can or has had children doesn't necessarily mean they know how those kids got there....or how they got out.....

[MMATM]

OH MY GOD, IT'S THE VAGOPOCALYPSE!

Oops, I mean....VagopocaLIPS! Rawr!

Serious groan material there.

...in a manner of speaking...

[zzapp the witch]

I remember the first time I heard the term vah-jay-jay.....

I threw my arms up in the air, let loose an exasperated sigh and said, "Great, what's THAT slang for???"

My brothers were laughing their asses off.

[Gothicsmurf]

She wants to know what the new movie "Teeth" is about.

Is it scary that this is NOT the first time I've heard of this movie? (and now have a small desire to see it because of how much it's been talked about? )

I agree. You'd think since the woman has 2 children, she'd know what a vagina was!

How can you keep it closed if you have no idea what it is?

I remember the first time I heard the term vah-jay-jay.....

I threw my arms up in the air, let loose an exasperated sigh and said, "Great, what's THAT slang for???"

My brothers were laughing their asses off.

My sister and I were talking- can't remember about what, but she used a slang term for behind when my son walked in the room. My son looks at her and says, "What's a ba-gong-a-gonk?"

[TTAZ]

Wow. Just, wow.

Makes me wonder what kind of ob/gyn she goes to, because I've been to a few in my life, some good, some bad, but I have NEVER in my life heard an ob/gyn grab the speculum and say "Let's crack this C***!"

On another note, the phrase "vagina dentata" ticks me off simply because ever since I heard it I cannot stop thinking about the Lion King.

Sing along!

Vagina Dentata...what a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata...ain't no passin' craze!
It means no penis...for the rest of your days!
It's a willy-free...philosophy
Vagina Dentata

[Cia]

Just because someone can or has had children doesn't necessarily mean they know how those kids got there....or how they got out.....

Yep, the woman went to the ER cause she had the worlds worst gas attack and the next thing she knows she pops out this bloody, wiggling little critter. Then the woman looks down at the infant and says "how did that get there?"

[Fenrus]

Vagina Dentata...what a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata...ain't no passin' craze!
It means no penis...for the rest of your days!
It's a willy-free...philosophy
Vagina Dentata

Oh my god, Rule#1.... I lost it. First time I've ever lost it at work... luckily, I was searching the plastic bad I had my chips in, didn't get anything on the computer....