Something I never thought I'd have to explain in public

[Arcade Man D]

Vagina Dentata...what a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata...ain't no passin' craze!
It means no penis...for the rest of your days!
It's a willy-free...philosophy
Vagina Dentata

Are you sure you've never read Queen of Wands?

[TTAZ]

You know I completely forgot about that, it's been so long since I read it!

Aerie did it better. I can admit that.

*sniff!*

[Bloodsoul]

I should've gotten that QoW print when I had the chance; well, I atleast have the kitty one!

...and how do you get "VaJayJay" from vagina? Where are these "j's" and "y's" coming from!?

Going to back to comics for a bit, curse that "Strangers in Paradise"; thanks to Jet, I named a character "Vagina". Heck, you can shorten it to "Gina" and it's still okay, right? <_< >_>

[blas]

Ask Oprah how all the j's and y's got there. Only she would know, she made it up.

Then the ladies on the View got a hold of it. Can you imagine?

Nothing comes between me and my vajayjay....except coffee and ice cream!

[JustADude]

...and how do you get "VaJayJay" from vagina? Where are these "j's" and "y's" coming from!?

The "g" in vagina makes a "j" sound, so you so you take the first sylable Vag- (or Vaj-), tack a cutsy "-ay" on the end, then repeat the last part for further eye-rolling baby-talkness.

[Princess J]

You know I completely forgot about that, it's been so long since I read it!

Aerie did it better. I can admit that.

*sniff!*

I liked your version, it fit together just fine. During the second part of the Q.O.W. version they sing "it's a penis free vascectomy." Huh? That makes no sense. To me it would fit better lyrics making sense wise if the words were "scalpel free vascectomy." But that's just me, I suppose.


And how do you not know what a vagina is? Never mind, I don't know if I want to know.