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  • A funny thing happened to me when I was Christmas shopping a couple of years ago...

    ...I was there with my cousin on a bit of a shopping spree. It was a great day out, I had come back from Japan for Christmas and I had not seen my cousin for several years.

    This was an exceptionally warm summer in Australia, but I rarely feel the heat too much, so I was wearing a jumper with shorts. Now the store we went to, their uniform has a similar colour and pattern to what I was wearing in their jumpers only, but the shorts and sneakers were very different.

    The staff seemed on edge, but were very helpful. We were getting advice from an electronics CSR, and to lighten her mood, my cousin and I were making her laugh a bit as she was giving advice (reat advice too).

    All of a sudden, she seemed to become tense again as we see two men in suits heading straight towards us - the one in lead had a look of thunder on his face, the other seemed to be almost bored.

    The following occurred:

    RC: Rocking CSR
    IM: Idiot Manager
    BG: Bored Guy (who incidently was a district manager by his name tag)
    C: my cousin
    Me: yours truly

    IM: What are you 2 <looking at RC and Me> standing around and talking and not helping this customer?
    Me: excus....
    IM: <interrupting> as for you, why are you OUT OF UNIFORM???

    All the time, his eyes were going back to the Bored District Manager, seemingly wanting approval - none came, so on he went:

    IM: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO DO YOUR FRIGGIN JOBS?!

    His face was a delightful shade of enraged red...my cousin had fallen over laughing, literally fallen over!

    IM: I want to see you both in MY OFFICE NOW!!!!

    Me: no

    IM: Pack your bag and get the fuck out of my store, YOU'RE FIRED!

    CSR now is trying not to laugh, my cousin was almost passing out from laughter, and the District Manager had a bemused look on his face, he went over to chat to my cousin - as he did, he face went almost fluorescent red and glared at the manager.

    Me: You can't fire me, because I... <I am laughing as I say this>

    IM: HOW DARE YOU?!

    The District Manager interrupted and said "Let him speak, IM"

    Me: I can answer all your questions - why aren't I helping this young lady? she is my cousin, RC was helping us... and why am i not in uniform? because, I DO NOT WORK HERE!! I am a customer!

    IM was spluttering and was going through many shades of red....

    The District Manager said to IM "Come with me, NOW"

    Apparantly, he was fired on the spot, the District Manager came up and apologised profusely to the CSR, especially after we had told him about the awesome service she had provided - he noted it down. Then he gave my cousin and I $50 vouchers each!

    Sometime later, after Christmas, just before I returned to Japan, I went back in the store with my mum, and guess who had the store manager badge on? Yup, that CSR that helped us.

  • #2
    Awesome. I chuckled at the end. Mainly because of the way he "calmly' handled it.
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    • #3
      Pawnage at it's finest, i'm loving it and way to go for the csr
      I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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      • #4
        Owned to the nth!

        Thanks to you and your cousin, the evil that was the store manager was removed, and all the employees rejoice and daily sing praises to your names.
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        • #5
          Awesome, score one.. no wait, two!... for the good guys.
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          • #6
            Fantastic!
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            • #7
              Best story I've read all day!!!

              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • #8
                *Low whistle of appreciation*

                Now THAT is something awesome. Brava, Damien, Bellisimo.
                Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                • #9
                  Pwned to the nth degree! WooT!

                  But I would have gotten into such a screaming fit with the Manager. But then again, that's just me and I'm evil.
                  Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                  Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                  Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                  • #10
                    It certainly made great table conversation at the Christmas party

                    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                    Pwned to the nth degree! WooT!

                    But I would have gotten into such a screaming fit with the Manager. But then again, that's just me and I'm evil.
                    i did give him the middle-school-teacher-glare-of-impending-doom

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Damien View Post
                      i did give him the middle-school-teacher-glare-of-impending-doom
                      Oh, that was a nice touch.
                      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                      • #12
                        hahaha, there were definitely other factors to IM getting canned, quite posisbly involving the store's discipline, but still, owned

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                        • #13
                          I suppose he deserved to be fired if he didn't even recognize his own store uniform or employees.
                          Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth AKWalMartCartGuy View Post
                            hahaha, there were definitely other factors to IM getting canned, quite posisbly involving the store's discipline, but still, owned

                            I am certain that there were a lot of things happening in teh background, before our verbal dance

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                            • #15
                              What's funny to me is that if you had asked the IM to tell you your names, he wouldn't have been able to do it. HILARIOUS! I love that things turned out well here.
                              The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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