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  • #16
    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
    Well, now he needs to post a pic so we can know for sure...
    Yes! Yes he does.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #17
      Sorry about that LG, I'll change my post to reflect your, uh, manliness.

      I'm not sure why I thought you were a girl, probably got you mixed up with a different poster.
      The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius
      If you're slower than me, stupider than me, and you taste good...you're dinner - Anthony Bourdain

      Memento mori.

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      • #18
        That sucks. I've been through something like that at a couple resturants. It seems everytime me and a friend go out for a girl's day we get mistakened for a lesbian couple. One waitress was practicly pushing us out of the table. I swear the woman was there every 5-8 minutes asking us if we wanted dessert. We thought about sharing just to weird the woman out, but ended up ordering separate desserts and taking our time eating them.
        Honey and Thorns ~ Handmade Knit and Jewelry

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        • #19
          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          Well, now he needs to post a pic so we can know for sure...
          le *sigh*


          http://www.myspace.com/lingeringgrin
          (note: Bad Language and may be NSFW)


          There, but don't spam me, I rarely check it.... also the only pictures I have on there after I grew my goatee are of me painted as a Zombie...

          Also, all the pictures are like a year or two old at least, maybe more (shows you how much I update it). Also, only like 1/100th of my friends are actually on MySpace. You wanna see them go searching through Warren of www.MyLoveMyLustMyEverything.com. (Shameless plug) He's #8 on my friend's list.
          (DEFFINATELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)

          I kept the facial hair, I like it,
          Last edited by Lingering Grin; 06-02-2008, 08:00 AM.
          <Insert clever signature here>

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          • #20
            There I even updated my Profile song for you guys... my old one was deleted... lol

            I even posted a blog for you guys!
            Last edited by Lingering Grin; 06-02-2008, 07:57 AM.
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            • #21
              Quoth marasbaras View Post
              Seriously, tho, dressing rooms should be one-to-a-customer. Keep it simple, keep it fair. 'Cause you really don't want people going into the dressing rooms, regardless of gender/species combinations, and doing "things".
              I'm pretty sure it's the common rule around here. 1 person = 1 room. Period.
              "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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              • #22
                Quoth Lingering Grin View Post
                le *sigh*
                You look like my friend Matt. But... less... masochistic. (He gets off on pain)

                I told you you were cute! But did you believe me? Noooooo.
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #23
                  Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                  You look like my friend Matt. But... less... masochistic.

                  yeaaaa.... we'll go with that.
                  <Insert clever signature here>

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                  • #24
                    Ever since getting my hair shorn butch short for chemo I've had random people calling me a lezzie. Saturday night, movie theater, SatC, with tons of ladies dressed up in pretty little dresses tripping along on high heels, and me, getting the lesbian label loudly whispered all around me with my 1/4 inch hair missing chunks dressed in sweat pants, a tee and big old crocs. Wanna guess who was comfy all movie long and who wasn't?
                    "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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                    • #25
                      I was in Vicky's one time . . .and yes I watched a woman open the door . . .her male friend join her . . . sound of unzip and pants drop . . . (so it doesn't matter what the combo of genders - only one to a room unless assistance is needed)

                      It was fun to very loudly announce that there was a minor in another dressing room that could hear them. (yup I can be mean like that)


                      As for being at Sex in the City . . .I have to say I enjoyed the 3 good looking males next to me (hello really good looking in my part of the world - I have the wrong toys for that sand box) there is a bit with a good looking male cleaning - I laughed when I heard all 3 go "yummy" at the same moment. (assumption confirmed)

                      Hmm- I would have said really loudly - "I am so glad they had the story line with Samantha dealing with people judging those going through chemo"

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Lingering Grin View Post
                        yeaaaa.... we'll go with that.
                        OMG, are you Matt?!

                        (I highly doubt you are, as this forum doesn't seem to be something he would go to. otherwise; does the name "Luren" mean anything to you?)
                        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                        • #27
                          Quoth calulu View Post
                          Ever since getting my hair shorn butch short for chemo I've had random people calling me a lezzie. Saturday night, movie theater, SatC, with tons of ladies dressed up in pretty little dresses tripping along on high heels, and me, getting the lesbian label loudly whispered all around me with my 1/4 inch hair missing chunks dressed in sweat pants, a tee and big old crocs. Wanna guess who was comfy all movie long and who wasn't?
                          You should have turned around and yelled "I have cancer!!!"

                          Bet that would have shut them up.

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Fenrus View Post
                            I was trying to resist this kind of post, but I'm going to anyway.

                            People who are intolerant of homosexuals should be shot, thrown into a bucket of salt, shot again, then left in the desert...
                            I prefer to pity them, then express my tacit disapproval of their outdated views. Otherwise, how will they learn?

                            Personally, I don't care what you do, or who you do it with, as long as it don't confront me none.

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                            • #29
                              Yeah, this sounds like one of those things that could only happen at Wally World.
                              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Fenrus View Post
                                People who are intolerant of homosexuals should be shot, thrown into a bucket of salt, shot again, then left in the desert...
                                Littering is bad, even in the desert. Please find and use a proper receptacle for the trash.
                                "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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