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  • We Covered a Cashier's Escape

    Mr. Dips and I were checking out at the grocery store. There was nobody behind us in line.

    A manager walked over and told the cashier to punch out after we were done. The light went off and the manager placed a CLOSED sign on the belt after our groceries. Then the manager went to the end and helped bag. I presume to speed things along so the cashier could punch out ASAP.

    There was no problem until Mr. Dips went to pay. An SC came up, snorted at the CLOSED sign and started to unload her cart.

    I figured I would help by politely mentioning that the lane was closing.

    The SC looked at me a moment, said, "uh-huh", then continued unloading.

    I told her that I was sorry, but I was only trying to help.

    She told me to mind my own business and kept unloading. While this was going on Mr. Dips had gotten his receipt. And, while the SC was focusing her attention on me, she completely failed to notice that the cashier and the manager had taken the drawer out and left.
    The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

    The stupid is strong with this one.

  • #2
    Yay! I bet she was pissed when she realized that the cashier was gone
    "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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    • #3
      Oh how i wish i was that cashier. That would have been the highlight of my day.
      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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      • #4
        Victory!
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          cashier and manager FTW

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          • #6
            Quoth AKWalMartCartGuy View Post
            cashier and manager FTW
            But don't forget Dips' excellent diversionary tactic!

            (I woulda waited until SC realized she was at an empty register and then said "See? I told you so.")

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            • #7
              uberpwned. Nice.

              I would have loved to see the look on that jerk's face, too!
              I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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              • #8
                Quoth sms001 View Post
                I woulda waited until SC realized she was at an empty register and then said "See? I told you so."
                Me, too ... and, I would've laughed.
                "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

                Kuya's Kitchen -- Cooking, Cooking Gadgets, and Food Related Blather from a Transplanted Foodie

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                • #9
                  Hmm, was this employee a minor by chance? Here in my state, minors can't work past a certain time and management will move heaven and earth to make sure they leave on time. Big bad fines if they don't. I can totally see a manager ushering a young employee towards the time clock, to hell with idiot SC.
                  A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                  • #10


                    I am in awe.
                    Unseen but seeing
                    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                    3rd shift needs love, too
                    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                    • #11
                      Quoth bainsidhe View Post
                      Hmm, was this employee a minor by chance? Here in my state, minors can't work past a certain time and management will move heaven and earth to make sure they leave on time. Big bad fines if they don't. I can totally see a manager ushering a young employee towards the time clock, to hell with idiot SC.
                      some companies also have policies like that, and corporate will get up a manager's ass. if a minor goes over our hours(if they're getting the max we can get) hours even by one minute in one day or get to lunch late once all minors at my store are getting put back on 20 hours a week, according to my manager. he told some people they'd be fired on top of it. I'm not 100% sure they'll enforce it like that, but I'm not going to be the one to find out(I think that's what they wanted, to make us think we'll be uberfucked, but I'm not testing that theory)

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                      • #12
                        I wanna see the security camera footage of this douchetard unloading her cart, not getting checked out, and growing more and more irate with every passing minute.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          I'd like to see the tape of her yelling at the manager because they were "so rude".
                          "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

                          Kuya's Kitchen -- Cooking, Cooking Gadgets, and Food Related Blather from a Transplanted Foodie

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                          • #14
                            Quoth AKWalMartCartGuy View Post
                            some companies also have policies like that, and corporate will get up a manager's ass. if a minor goes over our hours(if they're getting the max we can get) hours even by one minute in one day or get to lunch late once all minors at my store are getting put back on 20 hours a week, according to my manager. he told some people they'd be fired on top of it. I'm not 100% sure they'll enforce it like that, but I'm not going to be the one to find out(I think that's what they wanted, to make us think we'll be uberfucked, but I'm not testing that theory)
                            I think it's funny you're the one who quoted me, since we're talking about the same corporate.
                            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                            • #15
                              Hehe, I'da stuck around to watch the show, too.

                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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