This story was related to me by a coworker of the "country" persuasion. Not sure if this should go here or in off topic, since it does involve a coworker. mods forgive me if im wrong.
BS: This happened around 4 years ago shortly after the end of deer season. My friend and his cousin took a couple of nice does and were getting ready to process them as the local butcher wanted waaay too much to do it.
They were working in the kitchen when the doorbell rang. my friend being covered in deer blood and other icky stuff ignored it cause he didn't want to track it all over the house. the bell continued to ring untill he could take it no more. he hid behind the door and poked his head out.
an older gentleman and his family were on his porch waving a bible in his face asking (in a Billy Graham voice) "have you found jesus son"? my friend mumbled something about yes he was saved and that he didnt have time to sit and talk and tried to close the door.
tried is the operative word here. the guy had shoved his foot in the door and was pushing to get in saying that he wouldnt take much of my freinds time etc. they fought for a couple of seconds and finaly my freind sliped and fell back. now you have to picture him in a butchers apron covered from neck to shin in deer blood and other bits. this suprised the family just a bit. right about then his cousin came out of the kitchen with a deer heart in his hand. he took one look at the family, took a bite out of the heart and asked "are they next"?
they left so fast they didnt leave foot prints in the dirt.
now this may sound a little farfetched but i asked his cousin for confirmation and he tells it the same way. so take it as you may
BS: This happened around 4 years ago shortly after the end of deer season. My friend and his cousin took a couple of nice does and were getting ready to process them as the local butcher wanted waaay too much to do it.
They were working in the kitchen when the doorbell rang. my friend being covered in deer blood and other icky stuff ignored it cause he didn't want to track it all over the house. the bell continued to ring untill he could take it no more. he hid behind the door and poked his head out.
an older gentleman and his family were on his porch waving a bible in his face asking (in a Billy Graham voice) "have you found jesus son"? my friend mumbled something about yes he was saved and that he didnt have time to sit and talk and tried to close the door.
tried is the operative word here. the guy had shoved his foot in the door and was pushing to get in saying that he wouldnt take much of my freinds time etc. they fought for a couple of seconds and finaly my freind sliped and fell back. now you have to picture him in a butchers apron covered from neck to shin in deer blood and other bits. this suprised the family just a bit. right about then his cousin came out of the kitchen with a deer heart in his hand. he took one look at the family, took a bite out of the heart and asked "are they next"?
they left so fast they didnt leave foot prints in the dirt.
now this may sound a little farfetched but i asked his cousin for confirmation and he tells it the same way. so take it as you may
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