Body Slammed by a Hippo!!!

[JustADude]

I'm a tall chubby person. I try my best to not get in people's ways. Sometimes I can't help it, because I feel like a draft horse in a house full of kittens. But I always apologize profusely. The only thing worse than a rude person is a rude person who injures you.

Ditto on being, as Rodney Dangerfield put it, "Tall & Fat", and double-ditto on always feeling like I'm way too big for the rest of the world. As for the badness of rude people, that just goes without saying!

I now have a really sore arm, my ribs are killing me (if I end up with cracked ribs again I'm going to scream! I already have damaged the muscles that hold your ribs and shoulder blade together!) and a bruise the size of a fist on my side from the railing!

If someone smacks you hard enough to cause pain like that and they don't apologize about it, the first words out of your mouth should be "POLICE! ASSAULT!" It might not do actually result in them getting in legal trouble, but hopefully the idiot will at least have the humiliation of everyone glaring at them while you hold your ribs and look dramatically pathetic.

[Ironclad Alibi]

This thread reminded of a friend who is 400+ pounds (29+ stone for those who use that measurement). One day he was using his bulk to bulldoze his way through a crowd. On the return trip, a person he encounted the first time delivered a sharp blow with his elbow into my friend's gut, telling him not to do that anymore. My friend got what he deserved.

[TealJellyfish]

Ditto on being, as Rodney Dangerfield put it, "Tall & Fat", and double-ditto on always feeling like I'm way too big for the rest of the world. As for the badness of rude people, that just goes without saying!






If someone smacks you hard enough to cause pain like that and they don't apologize about it, the first words out of your mouth should be "POLICE! ASSAULT!" It might not do actually result in them getting in legal trouble, but hopefully the idiot will at least have the humiliation of everyone glaring at them while you hold your ribs and look dramatically pathetic.

I didn't think of that until it was to late unfortunately! I wish I had because there are ALWAYS police officers at that station (I work in such a classy suburb!)

My Ribs don't appear to be cracked but they still hurt like hell! The bruise is rather impressive. I may take a pic for you guys to see (I'll make sure I look suitably pathetic for it!)

[TealJellyfish]

This thread reminded of a friend who is 400+ pounds (29+ stone for those who use that measurement). One day he was using his bulk to bulldoze his way through a crowd. On the return trip, a person he encounted the first time delivered a sharp blow with his elbow into my friend's gut, telling him not to do that anymore. My friend got what he deserved.

Indeed he Did!

[Der Cute]

Eh, crop dust her next time you see her.

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