Lazy dumb girls at Subway

[MystyGlyttyr]

OT, but what is a "keener"?

A nerd. AKA a person who pays their money to a college and actually expects to learn something for that cost. Otherwise known as a "brain" an "EN-TEWL-LECT-SHEW-EHL" or a "smartass".

Then again, as my math teacher used to point out, "You have to be smart to be a smartass."

I was a brain in school, but no one really messed with me about it, I'm sure ya'll can guess why... *cough*

[Pagan]

College students, on the other hand, are another story. I went back to school last fall and spent 2 semesters resisting the urge to smack someone.

Oh, good, I thought it was me! What made it even better is that most of them never realized that I was old enough to be their mother....

[JustADude]

I was a brain in school, but no one really messed with me about it, I'm sure ya'll can guess why... *cough*

Probably the same reason they stopped messing with me when I got my growth-spurts all at once and cracked the 6-foot mark in Junior high: We could kick their asses physically, as well as mentally.

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

one time in subway the "sandwich artist" started talking to me about how hot one of the cashiers at my store is. 2nd time that day someone mentioned it to me...

[MystyGlyttyr]

Probably the same reason they stopped messing with me when I got my growth-spurts all at once and cracked the 6-foot mark in Junior high: We could kick their asses physically, as well as mentally.

Because a man is not thoroughly emasculated until you've insulted his manhood with words he cannot understand and then punted a field goal between his legs, hire MystyCorp.