I am an abominaton (Another Train Story)

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I quote a wise man:

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun."

:

Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel.

Here's some irony (and yeah, this comes around to being relevant, so bear with me.) I hate the way I look in shorts, and I hate hiking in shorts. So I'm thinking of getting myself a utilikilt (a modern man's kilt, made of sturdy twill or denimn, and made for comfort and tough wear). It's a skirt, basically. For men. So I contact customer service and ask them if they can make them small, in women's sizes. They write back saying, and I quote, "Yes, we do have female customers. We call them cross dressers."

I about fell out of my chair laughing.

[ShinyGreenApple]

Well, damn.

About 90% of the members at my church are abominations, then, myself included.

Would he say the same thing to a Scottish man wearing a kilt?

[BlaqueKatt]

But no cookies yet!

would you really want worm cookies?

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Would he say the same thing to a Scottish man wearing a kilt?

I dunno, would he say the same thing to ME wearing a kilt? A kilt is a skirt. It's a MAN'S garment. That ought to make his brain go boom.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That's the only Billy Joel I have on my computer.

Stupid earworms.

I prefer the Me First And The Gimme Gimmes version myself.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Would he say the same thing to a Scottish man wearing a kilt?

Not if he wants to escape with his head intact he won't. XD

[Sliceanddice]

Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel.

Here's some irony (and yeah, this comes around to being relevant, so bear with me.) I hate the way I look in shorts, and I hate hiking in shorts. So I'm thinking of getting myself a utilikilt (a modern man's kilt, made of sturdy twill or denimn, and made for comfort and tough wear). It's a skirt, basically. For men. So I contact customer service and ask them if they can make them small, in women's sizes. They write back saying, and I quote, "Yes, we do have female customers. We call them cross dressers."

I about fell out of my chair laughing.

lol reminds me of the recent Devils panties. oh and if i remember currectly utilikilts are pretty general sized

[Horsetuna]

Slice: That reminds me... why do guys in girls' clothes get to be drag 'queens', but girls in guys' clothes only get to be tom 'boys'?

Its sexist!



On topic: That guy with the bible was weird. Good for the other woman for putting him in his place.

[Alexandra]

I'm a fundamentalist, King James Bible-believing Christian...

...and right now I'm wearing purple pants.

Back in the Old Testament days, do you think they had jeans or even pants? Nope. I believe they had robes or something.

Back in King Henry VIII's time hosiery was considered men's wear. Now it's considered women's.

Basically, it's not the function that's masculine or feminine, but the STYLE. Like men's cut vs. women's cut. Even though I'm wearing pants there's NO WAY I could be mistaken for a man. I am, however, careful that any pants I wear don't give me cameltoe.

I have a few friends who think women shouldn't wear pants, but they know where I stand and we just don't bring it up, usually. At least they don't go around yelling at people...besides, when you get right down to it, what REALLY matters is "are you saved" instead of what you're wearing.

[Becks]

If some person wants to insist that I wear skirts, he can buy them for me.

And the stockings.

Ooooh, shoes, too.

[Amethyst Hunter]

But no cookies yet!

That is because the only cookies in the house at present are those cheapie oatmeal junk ones (which my dad for some inexplicable reason loves). Unless you like those, I suggest holding out for the next time I hit the store and buy one of the good chocolate chip mixes. With walnuts. (Unless of course you are allergic to nuts...)

[tropicsgoddess]

Since Mr.Bible Wierdo thinks I'm an abomination for wearing shorts, then he should gimme my ticket to hell.

[Lachrymose]

That is because the only cookies in the house at present are those cheapie oatmeal junk ones (which my dad for some inexplicable reason loves). Unless you like those, I suggest holding out for the next time I hit the store and buy one of the good chocolate chip mixes. With walnuts. (Unless of course you are allergic to nuts...)

Fair enough, I'll wait!

[Flood]

Slice: That reminds me... why do guys in girls' clothes get to be drag 'queens', but girls in guys' clothes only get to be tom 'boys'?

Its sexist!

Because men dress as women in an attempt to elevate themselves above their station, but a woman dressing as a man is lowering herself to our level.

[Horsetuna]

Because men dress as women in an attempt to elevate themselves above their station, but a woman dressing as a man is lowering herself to our level.

Oooo. Good one!