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  • #1

    Pizza Hut suck

    Just a short exert from today.

    After doing some running around (doctor's apointment, needed blood work done etc...) myself, my brother and mother stop at Pizza hut for lunch.

    At one point I go back up to the buffet for another helping, and didn't bother to get a fresh plate, seeing nothing wrong with using the one that I'd been using.

    As I go up there this guy who was

    A. Overweight

    B. alone

    C. basically the poster child for fat, balding men, stuffed into flannel shirts who look like they need tweezers just to masturbate. He was one of those guys with the 'perfect orb front ass' as Dane Cook put it.

    As I near the buffet he decides to tell me that I'm supposed to get a fresh plate in place of the one that I'm using.



    Not prepared for this, all I was able to reply with was a condecending "Thanks"

    Seriously though. Why can't people just mind their own fucking business? I even contemplated flipping him off yet sadly he departed before we did.

    Some people.
    Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

    Christopher Titus.
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  • #2
    Honestly, I agree with him. You should have gotten a clean plate. There were many times I sent people away from the buffet for having dirty plates.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #3
      Really? Since when?

      I mean, It's been a considerable amount of time since I've been to any buffet. But I never really gave much thought to it.
      Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

      Christopher Titus.

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      • #4
        We have some signs at some of our buffets around here asking guests to get clean plates for being at the bar a second time.

        BF doesn't get it either but I highly suspect it's about keeping things at least slight sanitary.

        But yea from the language I got from your post YOU were the suck not the gentleman trying to keep your germs away from the rest of the food. One of the reasons why there are tongs.

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        • #5
          All the buffets I see have little signs that read: "Please use a new plate when getting more food at the buffet". The signs are posted on the tables/tickets/at the buffet at Old Country Buffet, a local buffet place & the tons of Chinese buffet places around where I live.

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          • #6
            Old Country Buffet? Mmmmmmmm.........yes, I always get a fresh plate every time I return to the buffet.

            I can't really speak for Pizza Hut. I've never been to the buffet there.
            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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            • #7
              That's pretty much the way it is at every buffet--you take a clean plate every time you go up for seconds.

              I hardly think the guy at the buffet meant what he said in a mean way. Frankly, you seem to be the sucky one here.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                Someone's on the rag.

                Poor guy.
                "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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                • #9
                  DING!

                  Suckiness alert!


                  We have met the enemy.. and it's YOU.


                  The guy was right.

                  Also:
                  It's not a crime to be overweight.
                  It's not a crime to be bald either.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth solidmetalgear19 View Post
                    Really? Since when?

                    I mean, It's been a considerable amount of time since I've been to any buffet. But I never really gave much thought to it.
                    Since always. It has to do with Sanitation of the utensils. I'd rather my goopy food touch a clean plate then one that someone (other then family) has eaten off of.
                    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                    • #11
                      Would it be bad to say I didnt even know Pizza Hut HAD a buffet?! Since when? lol.

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                      • #12
                        Some do. Most don't. With the popularity of CiCi's, they really can't compete at the whole buffet thing.
                        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                        • #13
                          As far as I know, the Pizza Hut in town still has a buffet.

                          I can't has Cici's because there's none in my state that I know of. Even though I see their ads on TV all the time.

                          That sucks, because from the commercials Cici's looks like an orgy under heat lamps.
                          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                          • #14
                            I've heard of CiCis but unfortunately this stick in the mud part of Wisconsin barely goes beyond Pizza Hut and Dominos...
                            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                            • #15
                              Quoth solidmetalgear19 View Post
                              A. Overweight
                              B. alone
                              C. basically the poster child for fat, balding men, stuffed into flannel shirts who look like they need tweezers just to masturbate. He was one of those guys with the 'perfect orb front ass' as Dane Cook put it.
                              What does this have to do with the fact that he didn't want your germs in his food?
                              The High Priest is an Illusion!

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