Shirt Sightings.

[Rapscallion]

Excuse the newbie here, but why are they infamous, other than because they seem to have been hanging on a wall for quite some time ?

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...604#post214604

Rapscallion

[auntiem]

My favorite that I wear is: WWJJD with a picture of Joan Jett. I forget I'm wearing it though and spend the day feeling hurt when people point at my chest and laugh.

(per the OP) the weirdest combo I've seen was a sighting at a party. Laid back hippish dude wearing a shirt the said:
On the front: I like my women like I like my coffee
On the back: Ground up and in the freezer
His girlfriend gave it to him.

[RedRoseSpiral]

I went to Spencers yesterday and couldn't pass up on one of their deals. There was a rack full of t-shirts with a sign that read buy one get one free. I found a shirt I liked and one for a friend.

Mine: I'm a fucking genius. Has a light bulb on it
Friend's: I smoke...so fuck off. This one has a fist with a cigarette coming out of it.

I love them both and they only cost me $5.40.

[Becks]

Also have the "Official Convention Kilt Inspector" that I do wear on occassion.

Oooooooooooooh, I'd like that one.

I smoke...so fuck off. This one has a fist with a cigarette coming out of it.

I wish I'd stopped at Spencers last week when I hit the mall. *pout*

[blas]

Spencer's moved....I don't know where they are anymore. Still at the mall, I hear....oh well...gotta get out more often.

[CancelMyService]

Being a Nintendo nerd, my favorite two shirts are the one I have with the 1up (extra life) mushroom from Super Mario Bros. and one that says "Rollin' in my 64" with a pic of a Nintendo 64 controller.

My wife has a "I Dyslexia (heart)" shirt as well as a "I have the pussy so I make the rules" one.

[zzapp the witch]

First really funny T shirt I got to wear I had made. I developed early and developed....well. (Dude, I was 14 and my boobs were huge). Needless to say, I got teased mercilessly about how I stuffed my bra and how big of a slut I was. After I came home crying one day and my dad saw, he tried to cheer me up by saying I needed a shirt that said, "This is foam" right across the front. I didn't get the joke at that time and locked myself in my room. But later, I did have it made, and the amount of laughter I got made me feel so much better. (I still have it....15 years later).

The next is a real old one I found in the back of my aunt's closet. Has a pic of a cop with his hat and sunglasses on, looking intimidating with him arms folded. Says, "Police brutality, the fun part of the job." Yeah, can't really wear that one. LOL

The next is one I've been musing having made for the bf. My dad first made the joke well over a decade ago. It'll have a pic of some of the last (Native American) fighting chiefs on it with the AIM lettering, but instead of AIM standing for American Indian Movement, it'll be Assholes in Mocassins. Teehee

[Victoria J]

The most incongruous T-shirt/wearer combination I've seen :

The wearer - a teenage Islamic girl very conservatively dressed including long skirt and neat headscarf

The T-shirt - "If you think I'm a bitch you should see my mother"

Victoria J

[repsac]

Saw one today at Wal-Mart that made me stop.

I thought they didn't require the employees to wear the vests anymore, and yet I see one guy in the traditional Wal-Mart vest. As he walked by, I noticed that his huge smiley face on the back had three eyes. He'd penned one in himself. Just got me giggling.


Another:

I am the person your parents warned you about.

[LibraryLady]

My favorite was spotted some years ago in Nassau, Bahamas. It was the all-purpose Caribbean tourist shirt that read :

NO. I don't want a taxi.
I don't want my hair braided.
I don't want to buy drugs.
I don't want to buy peanuts...
...And my name isn't Sweety.

A close second is one for sale in Cairo that says in Arabic "I'm not a tourist. I live here"

[Jack7957]

I'm still trying to decide which shirt to buy from Mental Floss because if I could, I'd buy them all.

I do have an "The Opposing Team Sucks" sweatshirt though.

[Naaman]

I'm still trying to decide which shirt to buy from Mental Floss because if I could, I'd buy them all.

I'd probably go for the "If life gives you scurvy..."
I'd also say that these may interest you, 40's themed Sci-Fi shirts

[Bandit]

Two of my favourites:

Plain black with yellow letters - "I make stuff up"
Red - "Chaos, Panic, Disorder.....My work here is done."

B

[Antisocial_Worker]

My favorite was spotted some years ago in Nassau, Bahamas. It was the all-purpose Caribbean tourist shirt that read :

NO. I don't want a taxi.
I don't want my hair braided.
I don't want to buy drugs.
I don't want to buy peanuts...
...And my name isn't Sweety.

A close second is one for sale in Cairo that says in Arabic "I'm not a tourist. I live here"

I live in a resort city, and to make matters worse, I'm an amateur photographer. I find that wearing this shirt tends to help get rid of the dirty looks when I'm out and about with my camera.

[Munkie]

I've seen a number of funny shirts:

"My address is at the corner of Forget It Ave and No Friggin Way"

"Johnny was a chemists son
But Johnny is no more,
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4!" With the appropriate pictures of Johnny drinking said chemical.

A green shirt with a 1-UP mushroom on it (random hot guy at the local Save-On Foods who thought it was hilarious a chick new the Mario reference, to which I replied 'Dude, I grew up playing Mario!"

and the ones my brother owns:

a megatokyo t-shirt with the main character on front and on the back "j00 n00b"
Boo t-shirt (Covering face with hands on front, and going "boo!" on the back)

and the ones I want:

Rat Flail!

"How I Mine for Fish!"

"Chocobo In-Breeder"

"You Never Forget Your First Doctor" (Tom Baker, though I was only 6 when I started watching and his reign was well over when I started... then I loooooooved Peter Davison!)

I'm such a geek.